bavarianbarbarian on Station

author: bavarianbarbarian

2023-01-16 19:20 UTC

Nothing in the world says more I LOVE YOU than a beheaded mouse, spilled with blood and guts over the carpet, given to you from your beloved cat... he really likes me...

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2023-01-14 16:22 UTC

fun fact: never try to explain to your parents why you watch shows like evangelion, hellsing or ghost in the shell and the story behind.... it is much more rational to watch 20 people running after a leather ball and the fastest one is payed a million euros...

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2023-01-11 21:15 UTC

what dialects are you folks speaking, and what is your strangest word you know? obviously i speak bavarian and i start with 'dasoachde brunzkachl' what literally means pissed on piss tile, means you are just a dum fuck xD

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2023-01-10 19:55 UTC

Have we talked about music? What are you listening to? I am into a crude mix of metal/rock and classical, from Cannibal Corpse to Beethoven.

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2022-11-18 05:14 UTC

well, it's said you have an high IQ if you talk often to yourself, but what if you talk often to your cat or spiders who live in your home? in my country they're not dangerous but useful to kill mosquitos, so i let live them here and they even got names... i am going slightly mad? maybe i have a weird cat. but we have 'developed' a kinda speech... if he wants food, cullding, brawling.. he has kind of different meows..

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2022-11-15 22:47 UTC

in 13 minutes i have moved around the sun for 41 times... quite a funny method to measure the time xD

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2022-11-13 23:03 UTC

for the sake of wodan, we made some schnaps with some weired fruits yesterday and my head is exploding... never burn schnaps with vogelbeerens, it will rip your head off...

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2022-11-01 20:00 UTC

Are you doing things you don't like just to be happy/satisfy other people? I hate soccer.. but watching together with my dad and having a beer/whiskey/cig is priceless... and of course, petting the cat xD

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2022-10-22 02:28 UTC

Have you ever prayed to a god?

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2022-10-12 00:20 UTC

Governments of the Industrial World, you weary giants of flesh and steel, I come from Cyberspace, the new home of Mind. On behalf of the future, I ask you of the past to leave us alone. You are not welcome among us. You have no sovereignty where we gather...

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2022-09-27 01:12 UTC

Hey folks, been away for a bit, had to manage some things. and for the sake of odin, in the last few weeks i met 3 people i havent met for about over 20 years now, amazing...

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2022-08-25 16:07 UTC

Tomorrow the medieval festival in town starts, my grim reaper cosplay is ready, my scythe sharpened and looking forward to get some poor souls *mwahahar

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2022-08-18 17:23 UTC

A moth is inside! my monitor between panel and screen, wtf?

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2022-08-09 18:36 UTC

Dang it, a good friend of mine got a stroke this night and died... see you in valhall brother :'(

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2022-08-09 15:20 UTC

Whaaaat's up my fellow capsuleers? My foot is working better from day to day, i can almost walk normal. And again, i try to quit smoking..

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2022-07-27 22:32 UTC

I'm such a dumbass.. while sleeping i damaged my right foot so fscking hard that i can't even walk. Hurts like hell, i have to go up/downstairs on my fat ass cos i can't do a single step xD

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2022-07-13 19:13 UTC

Mankind is so fscking stupid... complaining about a 9 mrd $ space telescope but not for 2 billion military budget... Imagine what we could have done with all that money if we just stopped killing each other... I think i have to wait for my mothership to take me home, they left me on the wrong planet. We wanted to search for intelligent lifeforms...

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2022-06-29 23:09 UTC

Anyone of you into lockpicking? I can open all training

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2022-06-14 22:57 UTC

Working with my dad today, the old man knew everything better than me, result: a bar crashed and half of the garden house landed on me... for the sake of Odin just a few bruises, nothing really bad, but could kick him in the ass for is said that goddamn fscking thing will not hold the torque... ahhh young boy, i know all better, that will work just fine....

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2022-06-06 23:20 UTC

It is your funeral, what will be your playlist on the graveyard?

AC/DC - Highway to hell

Combichrist - Never Surrender

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2022-05-28 22:44 UTC

Hey, who of you is into old school cartoons? For myself I enjoy watching Bravestarr, He-Man, Starcom, Defenders. Ulyssses etc... it remembers me when i was in an age where everything was so easy... being in my 40s i wish i could be 10 years old again for some days...

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2022-05-19 15:50 UTC

Folks, I have to say, i love the geminispace, for there are no such idiots you encounter in the www.. here you meet only people who are interested in a technical manner using the internet... no youtube9gagtiktokdumbasses who spare my time with their fscking mimimi i need chai-latte for living and your cat is killing birds!!11

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2022-05-11 00:08 UTC

What are you afraid of? What is your fear? For me, it is deep water, it panics me... i mean... danger is real, fear is a choice, climbing a tree, you can fall off, thats the danger, the fear of falling off, it is your choice...

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2022-05-09 22:55 UTC

Do you consider yourself wealthy?

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2022-04-03 22:29 UTC

Dear capsuleers, tell me, what is your minimum EDC you take with you when you leave home? My essential gear is a pocketknife/multitool, flashlight, keys, money, replacement glasses (i have really bad eyes), cellphone, lighter and tobacco.

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2022-03-21 21:30 UTC

Hey folks, let's forget a moment this shitty world with useless war, killerviruses of death and all that stupid stuff. Some smalltalk, tell me about your favourite kind of music, movies, drinks and hobbies.

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2022-03-16 12:52 UTC

Here I am, the grabber of the 2000 post milestone!! yeeeehaaa

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2022-03-11 12:51 UTC

Hey folks, i am a bit confused, station was offline, but i can see posts were made in that time? Did anyone else encounter this issues?

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2022-03-02 23:52 UTC

My dear fellow capsuleers, is anyone of you into military theory? Like von Clausewitz, Sunzi, von Dach or Musashi? Regarding to them, that russian strike makes no sense at all. The Iwan is just going insane, despite all common tactics of warfare. Any ideas?

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2022-02-20 00:21 UTC

My fellow capsuleers, tell me, what is your OS of choice? Linux, Windows, BSD, OSX or some other strange kinda software?

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2022-02-14 01:04 UTC

As i think here are a bunch of nerds hanging out and playing PnP games, you know the TV show Vox Machina? Just discovered today and had alot of fun which, it's like a cartoon show of your PnP party playing. Puking elves, big i f*ck you all barbarians and i sing you a song about this all bard.

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2022-02-14 00:13 UTC

My fellow capsuleers, i need a bit of help. I've installed deedum on my phone, but how do i export my identity from Lagrange to deedum? Maybe i'm a bit dumb.. but in the name of the omnissiah, how do i do this?

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2022-01-31 02:10 UTC

Still new to gemini, this is just a test, sorry for the inconviniece.

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