A Visit From St Nicholas

Adventures of Micro Farad and Milli Amp

Answering Machine Messages

Anti-Smurf Poetry

Barbequeue "Legal" Invitation/Summons

Bush Quotes

Canonical DOIT List

Climbing Letters to the Editor

Confess That You Are a Rabbit

Cows (Huge Mar 1992)

Cows (Jan 1988)

Cows (Nov 1988)

Crude Texican Lexicon

Dick & Jane Instigate a Popular Revolution

Excuses

Failing An Exam In Style (50 Ways)

Found Humor (it occurs in nature)

Hedgehog flavored potato chips

How to Write Real Good

Idaho Does Not Exist

Impure Mathematics

Institutions of Higher Learning

Oxymorons

People that you meet in the bathroom

Pickup Lines from net.singles

Practical Jokes

Quayle Quotes

Roommate Confusion

SAT Preperation Exam

Shit Happens

Signatures from 1987 Usenet

Telecom Quotes

The Bonehead Quotes File

The Donut File

The Last Full Deck List

Too Easy To Create Conspiracies

Top 59 Mistakes made by Adolf Hitler

Troubleshooting Your New Stereo

Ultimate Final Exam

Univ of Chicago Scavenger Hunt List 1993

Useful Phrases in Iraq/Kuwait

Warm Nuclear Fusion in Condensed Soup

White House Menu

Who's on First?

Why a Beer (Two Versions)