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“And how many words was that again?”

President Noah Body

“Oooh! Ahhh! That's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming.”

An early Thanksgiving list

If it's not English, of course it must be foreign

How to succeed in business without really trying

Of course the bank is closed!

I ain't got no password. You ain't got no password. They ain't got no password? Where the heck's the password?

Reason #2.71828182845904523536 I hate PHP

All is almost right with the (working) world

100,000 digits of e

Reason #3.1415926 I hate PHP

Reason #1.414213562 I hate PHP

This is not a keyboard

Grass is always greener on the other side of the roof

Your friendly neighborhood Big Brother

Talk about ironic advertising

My Lunch with Windows

Keyboard Dundee

A fifeen part review of a 6,000 page comic

Philosophical conumdrum found on a bag of microwavable popcorn

Calls from the Help(less) desk

nervous dizzy sleepless

“Yes, you are the only one who understands this stuff … ”

Put those pesky kids to work

Machines coughing