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View submission: TIFU by cumming into a coconut
There were probably other people living there at the same time...
Over 10 million of them if my calculations are correct.
Comment by RMcD94 at 05/08/2017 at 13:48 UTC
361 upvotes, 2 direct replies
Yeah famously there's so many people who lived in Northern Mozambique 8 years ago on Reddit. Real high internet penetration rate, even more for those who have since moved...
Comment by quotegenerator at 05/08/2017 at 14:40 UTC
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I think it's safe to say he's not a local. And he's an English speaker, which narrows it down further. I think he unanonymized himself pretty well if anybody close to him (like his mom, God forbid) reads it.
Comment by miked5122 at 05/08/2017 at 14:55 UTC
12 upvotes, 1 direct replies
He messed up by mentioning his mother's health kick and coconuts in conjunction with all that. He should have just kept it to warm climate and left out the health kick info. It makes for a better story to include all that, but makes it super easy to figure out.
Comment by timebecomes at 05/08/2017 at 14:23 UTC
4 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Sure, but how many white people with this very specific situation? I would guess 1 family.
Comment by synysterbates at 05/08/2017 at 14:02 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Show me your math