4556 upvotes, 7 direct replies (showing 7)
View submission: TIFU by cumming into a coconut
Anyway, around 8 years back I lived in Northern Mozambique, a coastal southern African country with quite a warm climate
Well there goes your anonymity...
Comment by ayoungjacknicholson at 05/08/2017 at 13:29 UTC
2712 upvotes, 8 direct replies
Yeah I was thinking the same thing. Uses throwaway, describes family's living situation timeline, mom's health kick, and localized fly problem. He's gonna get found out.
Comment by ThatHairyGingerGuy at 05/08/2017 at 13:47 UTC
366 upvotes, 5 direct replies
There were probably other people living there at the same time...
Over 10 million of them if my calculations are correct.
Comment by [deleted] at 05/08/2017 at 18:58 UTC
13 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Yeah I would have changed the country.
"I lived in northern Mozamb-....Iceland."
Comment by Pritster5 at 05/08/2017 at 21:06 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Comment by NoFucksGiver at 06/08/2017 at 14:14 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
besides... it's not relevant to the story... might as well say "tropical country"' or something...
Comment by [deleted] at 05/08/2017 at 15:25 UTC
4 upvotes, 0 direct replies
it's not real just like 90% of TIFU's improbable bullshit.
Comment by sweetcuppingcakes at 05/08/2017 at 16:40 UTC
-2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
It's me, OP's family.
We knew.