2713 upvotes, 8 direct replies (showing 8)
View submission: TIFU by cumming into a coconut
Yeah I was thinking the same thing. Uses throwaway, describes family's living situation timeline, mom's health kick, and localized fly problem. He's gonna get found out.
Comment by [deleted] at 05/08/2017 at 13:46 UTC*
739 upvotes, 3 direct replies
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Comment by H_E_Pennypacker at 05/08/2017 at 17:35 UTC
18 upvotes, 0 direct replies
It wasn't at all necessary for the story. "We lived in a hot climate and bought coconuts" would have been fine
Comment by sandy_lyles_bagpipes at 05/08/2017 at 16:00 UTC
32 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Yes, this completely made up story will be recognized by a completely fictionalized group of people.
Comment by showmeurknuckleball at 05/08/2017 at 15:27 UTC
21 upvotes, 1 direct replies
I always thought about this. People use throwaways so that if their normal account gets discovered or is already known, there won't be a disgusting or incriminating story on it. But they must not care about people knowing that the fuck up happened to them in general because they then go on to describe themselves in such detail that anyone who knows them will read it and know who it is. Maybe they don't expect to get 15k upvotes but someone who knows OP is 100% discovering that he fucked a maggoty coconut.
Comment by [deleted] at 05/08/2017 at 18:00 UTC
5 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Everybody in Mozambique fucks coconuts so its no biggie
Comment by fool_on_a_hill at 05/08/2017 at 15:53 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
So did anyone find him out yet
Comment by Damn_Croissant at 05/08/2017 at 23:34 UTC
3 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Mozambique has a population that exceeds New York City and LA combined. I think he's fine.
Comment by Jocta at 06/08/2017 at 15:29 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
The only reason I can think of for giving so much detail is that he didn't think this post would get so much attention.