Comment by itsnotTHAThot on 05/08/2017 at 13:22 UTC

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View submission: TIFU by cumming into a coconut

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I can't imagine in any way a hole drilled into a coconut being satisfying to stick my dick through.

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Comment by fuckimbackonreddit9 at 05/08/2017 at 13:38 UTC

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40 days from from now.: "TIFU by trying to prove that the coconut story was fabricated and fucking a coconut myself"

Comment by GanondalfTheWhite at 05/08/2017 at 13:38 UTC

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What's unsatisfying about a rough, sharp-edged fibrous hole in what is basically wood?

Come on, it's like bone blasting a hole in half inch plywood. Obviously that's gonna feel great.

This post is basically a WritingPrompts entry.

Comment by showmeurknuckleball at 05/08/2017 at 15:22 UTC

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The exterior of coconuts is like wood basically...you'd have to pretty precise while stroking to not get a shaft full of coco splinters.

Comment by vladdy- at 05/08/2017 at 15:28 UTC

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A microwaved canatlope would be better

Comment by avenlanzer at 05/08/2017 at 17:08 UTC

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That's because you haven't tried it while its full of butter and rotting semen. Lubrication is key.

Comment by latenightbananaparty at 05/08/2017 at 18:15 UTC

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Well it depends, you could get one of those partially pre-cut white ones that still have a lot of soft fiber on the outside, then if you cut the hole tilted outwards, you could set it up so your dick is rubbing the coconut meat instead of the hard shell, and you wouldn't bump into any sharp edges.

Comment by [deleted] at 08/08/2017 at 00:25 UTC

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The fact that I had to dig through the comments this much to find this was making me feel like either everyone on Reddit was retarded or I was deeply mistaken about what a coconut felt like.