Comment by CadaverTheGreat on 05/08/2017 at 13:04 UTC

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View submission: TIFU by cumming into a coconut

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This comment backs my theory of it being a fabricated story

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Comment by [deleted] at 05/08/2017 at 13:23 UTC

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We never left the Shoney's! Repeat! We never left Shoney's!

Comment by itsnotTHAThot at 05/08/2017 at 13:22 UTC

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I can't imagine in any way a hole drilled into a coconut being satisfying to stick my dick through.

Comment by andycepi2 at 05/08/2017 at 22:21 UTC

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both posts use the word exacerbated. case closed. lock him up boys.

Comment by PM-YOUR-LADYPARTS2ME at 06/08/2017 at 03:02 UTC

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Every time I see these perfect grammar richly descriptive stories my alarm bells go off. They put in the right amount of illustrative language and have a very smooth flow. No other posts on Reddit are like that- only these far-fetched TIFU's.

Also- this guy should be speaking English as a second language (Mozambique is a Portuguese-speaking country) yet the level of literacy is better than a typical native English speaker.

Comment by FISTED_BY_CHRIST at 06/08/2017 at 02:26 UTC

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Yeah the other ones seemed more believable. The fact that coconuts are hard and rigid has me questioning this one. Obviously not the only questionable part but there are so many better fruits to fuck. And why the backstory about his mom going through a healthy phase. People buy coconuts without some stupid dietary motivation you know.

Comment by oiujlyugjh99 at 05/08/2017 at 14:07 UTC

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It's also highly inspired from the cumbox story.

Comment by DersTheChamp at 05/08/2017 at 14:39 UTC

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When the fuck did we get ice cream?!

Comment by Cadavers at 05/08/2017 at 18:06 UTC

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You're like the only other person I've seen with Cadaver in their username. Glad to know there are some brothers out here.