8644 upvotes, 42 direct replies (showing 25)
View submission: TIFU by cumming into a coconut
Also, OP should have treated the coconut like condoms, use just once or twice
Comment by Teh_Hicks at 05/08/2017 at 13:02 UTC
3204 upvotes, 5 direct replies
Plot twist: that's op
Comment by KP_Wrath at 05/08/2017 at 13:21 UTC
855 upvotes, 4 direct replies
Paging u/MechSniper1928... can you give me next week's powerball numbers?
Comment by coconutthrowaway69 at 05/08/2017 at 13:11 UTC
1921 upvotes, 13 direct replies
Wow what the fuck... That's actually pretty scary. Although mine happened years back so what does that give this kid? Internet psychic powers?
Comment by [deleted] at 05/08/2017 at 14:59 UTC
74 upvotes, 4 direct replies
You use your condoms **twice**?
Comment by CadaverTheGreat at 05/08/2017 at 13:04 UTC
499 upvotes, 10 direct replies
This comment backs my theory of it being a fabricated story
Comment by [deleted] at 05/08/2017 at 13:07 UTC
83 upvotes, 0 direct replies
risky click of the day
Comment by Whopraysforthedevil at 05/08/2017 at 23:37 UTC
7 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I'm gonna be that guy for the sake of education: DO NOT USE YOUR CONDOMS TWICE
Comment by LateNightPhilosopher at 05/08/2017 at 21:20 UTC
7 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Please don't use a condom twice
Comment by MoonLitCrystal at 05/08/2017 at 23:04 UTC
7 upvotes, 0 direct replies
like condoms, use just once **or twice**
Dude, how many children do you have?
Comment by telephonekiosk at 05/08/2017 at 13:46 UTC
10 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Hoo boy /u/waterguy12
Comment by alexisnotcool at 06/08/2017 at 01:57 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Twice??
Comment by elboydo at 05/08/2017 at 15:09 UTC
3 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Until I get evidence to the contrary, /u/mechsniper1928 is now tagged as "Coconut fucker".
This is too coincidental, something smells coconutty.
Comment by ElectroMagCataclysm at 05/08/2017 at 22:26 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
once or twice
Comment by LordOfHamy000 at 05/08/2017 at 23:21 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I think you mean once
Comment by bondjimbond at 05/08/2017 at 23:26 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
TIL there are people who use the same condom twice. (Blech)
Comment by mr_diggory at 06/08/2017 at 01:12 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Wait....who the fuck reuses condoms even a second time???
Comment by manlybeer at 06/08/2017 at 02:01 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Who uses condoms twice ?
Comment by NoFucksGiver at 06/08/2017 at 14:12 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
or twice
I.... umm...
Comment by TheDCEUBrotendo at 05/08/2017 at 13:22 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Saw the title and came to link that
Comment by fruitbyyourfeet at 05/08/2017 at 15:04 UTC
2 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Yeeeeeah, that click's gonna be a no from me, dog.
Comment by arcademan2 at 05/08/2017 at 16:21 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I pressed on your link and apparently I had already upvoted that comment, but I couldn't remember it
Comment by SpitFire92 at 05/08/2017 at 17:28 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Twice? Dafuq?
Comment by mekkanik at 05/08/2017 at 18:19 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Goddamn... stomach hurts... coconut molester.... thanks for the new insult...
Comment by rtype03 at 05/08/2017 at 19:43 UTC
2 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Also, OP should have treated the coconut like condoms, use just once or twice
I think when it comes to coconuts, *once* should be the rule.
Comment by jdepps113 at 05/08/2017 at 20:41 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Turn the coconut inside out, reuse