Comment by TotesMessenger on 13/05/2017 at 00:35 UTC*

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I'm a bot, *bleep*, *bloop*. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:

[/r/circlejerk] Roses are red, violets are blue, Spez likes onions and chaos ensues.

[/r/cthcc] I wanna be on the bot comment too

[/r/edgypolitics] SPEZ IS A FAGGOT

[/r/garliclovers] CEO OF REDDIT LOVES ONIONS. NO COMMENT ON GARLIC. UNACCEPTABLE!

[/r/idiottrolling] I JUST REMEMBERED THAT I MADE THIS SUB HOLY SHIT.

[/r/joinrobin] Robin > Place

[/r/lordtuts] spez

[/r/metaredditpics] Spez grants us an opportunity to spread word of a great subreddit

[/r/olivehate] Spez: "The real enemy here are olives."

[/r/olivelovers] BREAKING! - Spez: "The real enemy here are olives."

[/r/onionhate] CEO of Reddit succumbs to the Dark Side, says he likes onions SHAMEFUL!

[/r/onionlovers] CEO of Reddit endorses /r/onionlovers to be best subreddit of all time

[/r/rainhate] Fuck rain

[/r/shittheadminssay] I like onions. I don't love onions. I didn't like them as a kid, but they say your tastes change every seven years, and I adopted onions in my 20s. The real enemy here are olives.

[/r/stonethecrow] Spez is part of the Onion Alliance and a traitor, now take him away!

[/r/the_donald] Spez admits to being an onion fucker

[/r/the_schulz] ^ I'm with stupid

[/r/timelapsesofplace] NEVER FORGET /R/PLACE

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Comment by [deleted] at 13/05/2017 at 06:56 UTC

261 upvotes, 5 direct replies

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Comment by clh_22 at 13/05/2017 at 07:52 UTC

151 upvotes, 2 direct replies

[/r/the_donald] Spez admits to being an onion fucker

This is the best one.

Comment by [deleted] at 13/05/2017 at 09:37 UTC

84 upvotes, 3 direct replies

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Comment by doihavemakeanewword at 13/05/2017 at 02:18 UTC

86 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Oh god I didn't realize this was a pushy topic.

Comment by Kelvara at 13/05/2017 at 07:19 UTC

27 upvotes, 2 direct replies

I'm confused... How could anyone hate onions? They go well with literally every savory dish ever made.

Comment by srguapo at 13/05/2017 at 02:44 UTC

36 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Well /r/olivelovers, we're waiting

Comment by bob1689321 at 13/05/2017 at 09:30 UTC

21 upvotes, 3 direct replies

I just laughed at a T_D post. Oh god.

Comment by mumlehoved at 13/05/2017 at 07:21 UTC

21 upvotes, 1 direct replies

I cracked up when i read T_D's

Comment by asphaltdragon at 13/05/2017 at 01:43 UTC

230 upvotes, 1 direct replies

What the fuck

Comment by Spacedrake at 13/05/2017 at 07:13 UTC

23 upvotes, 0 direct replies

🎵 One of these things is not like the others 🎵

Comment by [deleted] at 13/05/2017 at 00:55 UTC

383 upvotes, 1 direct replies

amazing.

Comment by ZeppelinJ0 at 13/05/2017 at 05:05 UTC

15 upvotes, 2 direct replies

I feel like I might retire my reddit account.

Comment by [deleted] at 13/05/2017 at 14:28 UTC

5 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Roses are red

Horses are buckers

Spez admits to being an onion fucker

Comment by TotesMessenger at 15/05/2017 at 16:30 UTC*

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I'm a bot, *bleep*, *bloop*. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:

[/r/test] test

[/r/u_zarlem] This is absolutely hilarious

1: /r/TotesMessenger

2: /message/compose?to=/r/TotesMessenger

Comment by whittiez at 15/05/2017 at 04:44 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

This is one of the most beautiful collections of titles I've ever seen from Totes. I don't know what's going on, but I like it.

Comment by HalfOfAKebab at 13/05/2017 at 09:12 UTC

7 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I love Reddit.

Comment by blanxable at 13/05/2017 at 07:49 UTC

6 upvotes, 1 direct replies

wtf t_d

Comment by Quastors at 13/05/2017 at 05:44 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Huh, I guess reddit takes all kinds

Comment by timawesomeness at 13/05/2017 at 06:58 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

This is beautiful.

Comment by Soulren at 14/05/2017 at 19:21 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Bloody hell that's a lot.

Comment by just_a_random_dood at 13/05/2017 at 13:18 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

WTF this is hilarious

Comment by ThatWasMeta at 13/05/2017 at 19:05 UTC

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Comment by [deleted] at 13/05/2017 at 15:56 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Amazing lol

Comment by DigbyMayor at 13/05/2017 at 14:21 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Jesus

Comment by [deleted] at 13/06/2017 at 22:17 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Holy shit, the onion hate has spread far.