865 upvotes, 31 direct replies (showing 25)
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I like onions. I don't love onions. I didn't like them as a kid, but they say your tastes change every seven years, and I adopted onions in my 20s.
The real enemy here are olives.
Comment by TotesMessenger at 13/05/2017 at 00:35 UTC*
1360 upvotes, 27 direct replies
I'm a bot, *bleep*, *bloop*. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:
[/r/circlejerk] Roses are red, violets are blue, Spez likes onions and chaos ensues.
[/r/cthcc] I wanna be on the bot comment too
[/r/edgypolitics] SPEZ IS A FAGGOT
[/r/garliclovers] CEO OF REDDIT LOVES ONIONS. NO COMMENT ON GARLIC. UNACCEPTABLE!
[/r/idiottrolling] I JUST REMEMBERED THAT I MADE THIS SUB HOLY SHIT.
[/r/metaredditpics] Spez grants us an opportunity to spread word of a great subreddit
[/r/olivehate] Spez: "The real enemy here are olives."
[/r/olivelovers] BREAKING! - Spez: "The real enemy here are olives."
[/r/onionhate] CEO of Reddit succumbs to the Dark Side, says he likes onions SHAMEFUL!
[/r/onionlovers] CEO of Reddit endorses /r/onionlovers to be best subreddit of all time
[/r/stonethecrow] Spez is part of the Onion Alliance and a traitor, now take him away!
[/r/the_donald] Spez admits to being an onion fucker
[/r/the_schulz] ^ I'm with stupid
[/r/timelapsesofplace] NEVER FORGET /R/PLACE
2: /message/compose?to=/r/TotesMessenger
Comment by I_Am_Batgirl at 13/05/2017 at 02:44 UTC
55 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Spez, we at r/onionlovers welcome you. However, as a representative of r/olivelovers I'd like to say we'd love a chance to sit down to a delicious meal with you where we will do our best to help you see the light.
Comment by abrownn at 13/05/2017 at 02:09 UTC
31 upvotes, 4 direct replies
You shut your whore mouth, olives are god tier. Eggplant on the other hand... that's where your hate should be directed. Why are they purple? They're not eggs! What are they plotting???
Comment by _Nohbdy_ at 13/05/2017 at 00:44 UTC
69 upvotes, 3 direct replies
I don't like onions. They're coarse and rough and irritating. And they get everywhere.
Comment by ELFAHBEHT_SOOP at 13/05/2017 at 00:28 UTC*
33 upvotes, 2 direct replies
Well, this is disgusting.
Also: /r/OliveLovers
Comment by [deleted] at 13/05/2017 at 00:29 UTC
100 upvotes, 3 direct replies
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Comment by noahwhygodwhy at 13/05/2017 at 01:31 UTC
12 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Like, normal olives, or black olives? Pitted is mandatory ofc.
Also, don't you know spez? Black Olives matter.
Comment by LukeBabbitt at 13/05/2017 at 03:26 UTC
11 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Forget CSS, this is the stand the admins need to be making. Thank you for your profile in courage.
Comment by [deleted] at 13/05/2017 at 02:42 UTC
10 upvotes, 0 direct replies
The real enemy here are olives.
/r/OnionLovers
/r/OliveLovers
Comment by thirdegree at 13/05/2017 at 00:27 UTC*
40 upvotes, 1 direct replies
The real enemy here are olives.
On this we can all agree.
Also onions are a force for good in the world.
Comment by Phermaportus at 13/05/2017 at 00:38 UTC
26 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I like onions.
http://i.imgur.com/c6if3r6.gif
Comment by [deleted] at 13/05/2017 at 10:53 UTC
6 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I like you, spez
you may have not realized the true potential of onions but you are getting close.
Olives are fine, though
Comment by Bardfinn at 13/05/2017 at 00:31 UTC
10 upvotes, 0 direct replies
real enemy here are olives
/#MartiniSpitTake
Comment by tuturuatu at 13/05/2017 at 01:07 UTC
7 upvotes, 0 direct replies
The real enemy here are olives.
I too was a child once.
Comment by tydestra at 13/05/2017 at 00:52 UTC
29 upvotes, 2 direct replies
The real enemy here are olives.
Yes, fuck olives.
Comment by ShaneH7646 at 13/05/2017 at 00:28 UTC
12 upvotes, 0 direct replies
You have been banned from r/OnionHate
Comment by [deleted] at 13/05/2017 at 14:30 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Onions are part of FODMAP[1] foods and I cannot digest them.
1: https://fodmapmonash.blogspot.com/2015/06/cooking-with-onion-and-garlic-myths-and.html
Also, I can never seem to grow them right.
Down with onions!
Comment by Teufelzorn at 13/05/2017 at 02:29 UTC
7 upvotes, 0 direct replies
olives are amazing 1v1 me
Comment by sodypop at 13/05/2017 at 00:34 UTC
9 upvotes, 2 direct replies
spez pls
Comment by JoyousCacophony at 13/05/2017 at 00:33 UTC
6 upvotes, 2 direct replies
What's your stance on pickles? I feel like they're the true enemy and are, in fact, nothing more than humiliated cucumbers.
Comment by Crimson_Shiroe at 13/05/2017 at 03:48 UTC
5 upvotes, 1 direct replies
I lost faith in you, u/spez when I read you and the other admins were removing CSS. But hating olives? Now I'm not sure if I should continue to use reddit.
Comment by TimeStopper6776 at 16/05/2017 at 18:51 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
How dare you
I thought Reddit was united
Spez, you're heading down a path we can't follow.
Come back to the light side, the side of Olives.
Comment by [deleted] at 13/05/2017 at 05:32 UTC
5 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Eventually you grow up and realize how twisted Reddit actually has become under your leadership.
Comment by [deleted] at 13/05/2017 at 00:29 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Good enough for me
Comment by somethinglikesalsa at 13/05/2017 at 07:53 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
triggered
triggered hard..............................................................................
......................................................... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck
