Comment by Particular-Skill2012 on 04/01/2021 at 08:53 UTC

288 upvotes, 5 direct replies (showing 5)

I recommend all of you read the reviews for the marketed poop knife. Here’s my favorite:

“I like that it's dishwasher safe. Leaves me with the reassurance that my poop knife won't be damaged by harsh hot water and detergent while the powerful dishwasher jets power my poop particles into my Tupperware containers and the bone China dishes that I'll be using to serve guests at my dinner party this evening. Thanks, poop knife!”

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Comment by RoyalT663 at 16/01/2021 at 07:51 UTC

80 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Be a samurai of the porcelain poo poo platter

Comment by Background_Peach9883 at 10/02/2021 at 05:06 UTC

52 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Crying tears of mirth at this moment. Unmitigated jollity never experienced on this level..

Comment by [deleted] at 30/04/2021 at 00:33 UTC

24 upvotes, 1 direct replies

I couldn’t stop laughing for 5 straight minutes. My shirt is soaked in tears. Thank you for this