689 upvotes, 20 direct replies (showing 20)
View submission: The poop knife
someone actually branded it into a real product
Comment by [deleted] at 16/12/2020 at 18:55 UTC
518 upvotes, 4 direct replies
"Dishwasher safe"
Finally! I'm so tired of having to wash my poop knife in the sink like a peasant.
Comment by Particular-Skill2012 at 04/01/2021 at 08:53 UTC
291 upvotes, 5 direct replies
I recommend all of you read the reviews for the marketed poop knife. Here’s my favorite:
“I like that it's dishwasher safe. Leaves me with the reassurance that my poop knife won't be damaged by harsh hot water and detergent while the powerful dishwasher jets power my poop particles into my Tupperware containers and the bone China dishes that I'll be using to serve guests at my dinner party this evening. Thanks, poop knife!”
Comment by bookworm1421 at 03/02/2021 at 23:14 UTC
69 upvotes, 5 direct replies
Omg! You can buy it "used like new"! WHAT THE EVER LOVING HELL???? WHO would buy this product USED? 🤢🤢😂😂😂
Comment by j-sanscolour at 17/12/2020 at 12:08 UTC
46 upvotes, 1 direct replies
I clicked. Now I wait to see what ads I get served.
Comment by finallyinfinite at 28/12/2020 at 15:16 UTC
44 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Strong metal core for **ULTIMATE POOP CUTTING POWER**
Comment by TruthVirusRecords at 16/01/2021 at 14:53 UTC
42 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Genius! Dude sees this Reddit post and says, "now that's a market I haven't tapped into yet." Capitalism at it's finest!
Comment by Background_Peach9883 at 10/02/2021 at 05:04 UTC
36 upvotes, 1 direct replies
I love that manufacturer credits “LearnedButt” the creator of the original poop knife story on viral Reddit confessions thread. Kudos.
Comment by A_Good_Redditor553 at 01/01/2022 at 13:06 UTC
21 upvotes, 0 direct replies
It's out of fucking stock what
Comment by andyrocks at 19/05/2021 at 13:34 UTC
17 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Tested on the most ferocious of bog crocodiles without a fight
Comment by vistopher at 27/05/2021 at 04:20 UTC
16 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Over 600 reviews... at first I thought this was a gag. It is not. Fucking lol.
Comment by BaBa-DuuK at 26/01/2022 at 08:24 UTC
5 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Lmfao out of stock but the world isnt out of ass
Comment by fatalcorn7367 at 22/01/2022 at 16:37 UTC
3 upvotes, 1 direct replies
i have one but for spreading frosting
Comment by Someredditbrowser at 24/12/2022 at 03:16 UTC
4 upvotes, 1 direct replies
OMFG. We have one of these and I have been using it to scrape bread dough because it is stiffer than a normal spatula. I didn’t know it was a poop knife 😭😭😭.
Comment by Inverted-penis at 04/05/2023 at 13:47 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
It’s been 2 years and I still have never been so horrified to learn something is dishwasher safe
Comment by VeiledForm at 05/10/2024 at 03:00 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Four years after this comment, it has over 900 reviews and is being sold at $15.00 each. It's amazing what a niche market can do.
Comment by Sik-Nastie at 06/08/2022 at 03:32 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
That price is outrageous! I’ll stick with a rusty one in a hook.
Comment by johnman98 at 14/11/2022 at 20:53 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Disappointing there are no pictures to show results achieved.
Comment by ean5cj at 20/11/2022 at 12:10 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
800+ reviews? Huh
Comment by [deleted] at 08/06/2023 at 14:14 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I clicked on the link and I am beyond traumatized. I have one of those in my kitchen drawer and have no idea where it came from. It’s been there for years. I thought it was a spreader.😳
Comment by PigbhalTingus at 15/08/2023 at 02:41 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
One of those came with a $7 set of spatulas that I got from the same obscure online retailer.