fortune but awesome

ever since creating this site, i've always had a random "quip" or one-liner somewhere on the landing page. this is a list of those quips.

most of them are song lyrics, while some are memes or quotes i've heard that "went hard"

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440 total quips

• REPEAT AND REPEAT YOU CAN NEVER REALLY LEAVE
• vegeta's the cup. because he is my father
• it's a cultural eclipse
• but now everything worth immolating is insured
• when i was a kid furries called me the juicebox, but now i'm the drink
• i see you're trapped in my gay and stupid maze again
• you just have to get over it
• warden, i'm at peace with my god. how are you gonna be with yours?
• the color is pregnant women
• if you ever need anything, please don't hesitate to ask someone else first
• bring me back some orange tic tacs and a happy meal with a toy
• all i want is another shot, just this time don't call me a boy
• it looks like a door... it looks like a goddamn door
• i didn't miss the cold weather, i just missed you
• throw out all the joy and show me metrics for my failures
• i am every single delusional queer
• i am an eyeball-less bat in a cave and i'm selling you guano at your local rave
• i am the one who turns blood into ketamine
• we need jungle i'm afraid
• i wish i could FUCK like a real boy
• i feel as if i have been standing my entire life and i JUST sat down
• all i could taste was blood... and metal
• interstellar mucus producing cells
• there are no faces
• fig said something horrible about you
• no you aren't, you made the choice to be
• there is still time
• you refuse to fade away, i hide to stay the same
• "something pink with a cherry and a sugar rim," he says. "make sure it's sweet"
• hooked me on a leash and then she tied it tightly to a tree where her little dogs piss
• black sequins writhing, black sequins shine
• do you think the end of the world is coming?
• everybody's coming up, i guess i'm a little bit late to the party
• you can make ever wait for you
• it's not original, but it's true. i love brains
• i wish we could convert this conversation to something else
• bustin' makes me feel good
• sometimes i wonder who i would've been if i left my jacket inside
• home of the megafucker
• i had committed murder, in a terrible fit of rage. i was going to be hung at sunrise. there was no hope. i must die. slowly
• I MADE YOU A COOKIE BUT THEN I FREAKED IT
• hey. grisps you
• boggle
• no more crying for you, now we've made a bed of stone
• well well well if it isn't ratchet and fuckin clank
• i must admit, it makes me chuckle every time
• i've been getting really into "hell" both as a mindset and as something to strive for. in an organizational sense
• I EXIST IN THE SLUDGE BETWEEN FICTION AND FACT
• look what it's fucking called! rocky's orca fuckin bunky dunch!
• i'll kill you with my eyes closed, don't wanna see your head explode
• hey why are there plenty of things in here
• i can break through walls
• i just bought more land in the metaverse
• was that the bite of mario 7
• you got the dud!
• it's clever, but is it art?
• like, now? just here on the street?
• if there's one thing i know about parkour civilization, it's that a 360 can solve everything
• i want to believe
• i love my ball
• goat cheese is very high in protein, and good for bone growth. mmmh, i just felt one of my bones grow.
• SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL
• psychic powers are cheating, i'm gonna plug my controller into port 2
• i live, i die, i live again!
• witness me, bloodbag! witness!
• BORN 2 LOSE
• SK8 AND DESTROY
• SK8 2 CR8
• BOUND FOR GLORY
• change da world.. my final message.. goodb ye
• what a horrible night to have a curse
• in the ocean i took a piss, and no one knows it. only me, and i can only cry
• could i see a hat wobble? and a flahrgunnstow?
• DOILUS STAGE
• it all returns to nothing, i just keep tumbling down
• it all returns to nothing, i just keep letting me down
• you just cant make it through modern engineering if you can't use matlab
• "women" is a social category that doesn't normally include 3 meter tall feathered hexapods with magnesium bones
• it's a virtuous cycle
• why fight when we just need some space sometimes
• before the future turns to ashes, before your blood turns into plastic
• which came first, ranch or cool ranch?
• dinner blaster? i hardly know 'er!
• my name is sasuke uchiha, and i am a christian
• this town is contaminated with spirals
• i am pleased to announce, the bean has kicked in
• DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
• fix your heart or die
• don't cry, lets BABY!
• there it is in all of us -- shades of our elder selves. within each man, a goat. within each goat, a man!
• breathe deep the breath of gods, and die
• red, red wine, and cheap perfume aerates the room when you walk in
• i'd love to, but i'm 841 phones
• you've made a mrs. mark max maddy of yourself, i always knew you were just a worthless worm
• i can't believe i used to bowl right beside you, now you sit and cry about just how fast your life flew
• i know i'm bowling at the alley beside you, but i only have ten pins to say goodnight to
• choke on deez nuts till the very last yuh
• there it is, the american flag
• this site is best viewed in 800x600
• are you still doing that hand thing? i heard you were doing that hand thing today. god, what is that?
• sit, and i will build you a loom
• i disguise my voice on the phone
• take me outside, i wanna have fun tonight
• they tell me "you are arrived, but you've been cheated"
• necromancing in private rooms, i think i botched my future too soon
• steve these headphones are fucked up. it's only coming out on one side, like, should i just bear with it or what
• shit. they're fucked. man, no, wait, please get me some new headphones
• kind sir, it's a mollusk i've found
• welcome to warp zone!
• like a bat i flushed the girl and i flew out my back door
• thank you for saving me, goat-bunny-cat lady
• woe, make me your student
• FIFTY PERCENT OFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• gonna write myself a love song, give my soul coal for control
• tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, dear
• i say i'm sorry as i'm walking out the door
• i'll cut my hair another way
• we're gonna need more barbarians
• panasonic blu ray $99
• we'll burn and cry, we'll never die
• do those legs absorb water? do they even synthesize cytokinins? i didn't think so
• black devils swing from starry masts, beneath the yawning moon
• IN THE SYNAPSE, THE DEVIL LURKS
• turns out it's not illegal to pretend you're giving birth to rabbits
• the sun smiles at you with eternal malice
• 'cause there's a brand new game i don't wanna play
• i bite at the hand that feeds me, i slap at the face that eats me
• some kind of animal-cannibal
• my condolences to you sir, i give you sad claps
• oh time thy pyramids
• benny harvey r.i.p.
• vampirism is the future
• semen and sine waves, hang me from the highway
• today's soup of the day: inferno
• this webpage is in "freaky mode"
• melon
• these sharpie fumes are so intense im gonna get brain damage and cum
• strange things are afoot at the circle K
• to kill the cyberdemon, shoot it until it dies
• if it sucks... hit da bricks
• when the impostor is sus
• i have the body of a pig
• if you hate me i think you should kill me. if you can't kill me, then what are you worth?
• collect my pages
• draw the curtains and decease
• burning up and setting ablaze, you're in a perfect unified haze
• ficain eating corpses there's a hornet in my throat
• chi dara fine al gran dolore? l'ore
• beware, i live
• i dont care what you've been told, i dont think that we need to get old
• now everything i ever used to be is catching up to me
• conferring with the mystics and autistics 'till i'm letting loose ballistics
• turn back to pieces when i saw you
• stare at the sun
• chaos reigns
• CELLOPHANE WRAPPED AROUND THE LINING OF MY THROAT
• it really whips the llama's ass
• god left me unfinished
• or PVP Boss
• we brew it and it's good and it's delicious
• this is not for you
• feed me chlorine and tell me i'm a good boy
• so please please please release me
• can you stop fucking around
• i hope your flames don't grow
• i wanna be buried in snow
• i dont know how to find what i have to
• the basement door opens
• you sense a psychic presence foreign to this place and time
• it's so depressing how the tear ducts in my eyes are so much wetter than the space between my thighs
• suck my fucking ass you goddamn stuttering fucking parrot
• get clocked like it's a job to me
• people never change but skin will rot in any weather
• something malicious is brewing...
• you can spit in my face, i like the taste
• lets both fuck up this bowl of oatmeal
• give a man a blowjob, he cums for a day. break a man's ribs, he cums for a lifetime
• sex is something you do with your teeth
• a radish is a type of nut. it is meat. it is a type of nut
• a radish is the blood red eyeball of god, and i do put it in my salad. it grows in the ground and gets made by oysters in the ocean
• a radish is a type of scarlet meatball that lives in the mud. it tastes like salad, it tastes like meatballs, it's the world's only vegetable
• this is joey
• this is willie
• this is paul
• this is frankie
• please, you don't know the truth
• you hear about video games?
• cowabunga! you're ovulating, dude!
• ah... uhm. i... you, ah.
• you sense the animus of a vast mind. someone is near.
• are you guys going trick-or-treating
• got nothing to say to a lack-salt
• muscle man tits compilation
• be ape still and muse
• despite everything, it's still you
• i'm just so glad that you're real
• you already know im obsessed with it. i can't get enough
• yes, yes, yes. they are so quetzal!
• epic bad luck
• living the dreen
• i'm being line leader right now
• birds can't eat rice that wasn't planted
• alright, no more derping around; let's finish this WAD up!
• please excuse my dark ambient swag
• i'll be your friend
• why does the plant on the windowsill reflect my state of mind? growing and dying all the time
• does anyone remember who i am?
• swell me up, please do that to me sweetheart
• just stand there with a gaze irresistible
• now let me rest
• yeah I've got your "nitro pepsi" right here
• my potions are too strong for you traveller
• imminent bonfire...
• we should transcend humanity somewhat
• on the twenty third day i did not give a fuck
• onward through the fog
• go go gadget null pointer dereference
• i did something i wasn't supposed to be doing
• sinister explains it perfectly
• animals eat animals ad infinitum
• wet potential smeared across your stomach guilt
• and your face is red, but no longer now, do i pity you
• WE'RE GONNA WAIT A LONG TIME
• YOU WILL SEE SUCH PRETTY THINGS
• i live... again!
• I SWALLOW SLUDGE TO TRANSFORM MYSELF !! !!
• I FUCKED YOU IN HALF !! I FUCKED YOU IN HALF !!
• are you prepared for the kind of death you've earned, little man?
• you're gonna need a bigger ukelele
• keep trying confounded little creature
• i don't mind because you're mine
• waiting for the rain is when i feel fine
• know that i'll be your friend someday
• listen, don't talk
• as the months lull by, i can't help but think the same motel sign is giving me everything
• does your god know insects grow in my pome
• and we used to sleep on the beach here, sleep overnight. they don't do that anymore. things changed, you see...
• they don't sleep anymore on the beach
• i want you to next time, it doesn't sound so bad when i say it in my mind
• now i'm considered ugly from every angle. you're the only beauty i don't want to strangle
• this whole life ain't been any fun, now your viscera unfurls
• in this house
• and i guess it just wasn't meant to be, cause you're a nervous wreck
• let's get metaphysical
• all american ass-wipe
• if you like crazy ass japanese movies, machine girl is definitely for you
• dance with the devil and die with a smirk
• tryna do my part, but you're breaking every rule
• inhibited lately, creatively vacant vision is fading
• place a block to stop the rot and hope that i can warm you up
• i don't believe it that you're sinking and i'm okay
• i'm sick of feeling i just wanna hold ya
• now tell me how does paralysis feel? like you're trapped in a light beam, a part of the atom stream that oozes down through the glass
• i just wanna see the way you move when no one's around
• i understand the situation you're in
• when you come back again, we can convene and make it forever
• if you come back again, we can convene and make it all better
• dancing, walking, rearranging furniture
• how could you leave it all alone? cause now we got a bleeder
• born to frag
• salvation is a digital heaven 'cause real life is hell
• drink from the palm of your god, as it's dog
• every holiday is just one more sorry trip around the sun
• so feed us a line, give it your best, kid. my self serving jokes and my stoic mouths, anything to get you to smile
• can't translate thoughts into sentences
• there burns a jealousy inside of me as i gaze up at your mighty trees
• silly thoughts and silly worries sorted into little phrases that don't mean anything
• im getting off, im getting out
• but they make me smile and for a while i will forget everything
• and that means that love, for all it's irresistible mystery, is, by any measure, terrifying
• just sit.
• legalize cannibalism
• ayo shrimp check
• FUCK // TEETH
• what's the point in being lovers if we cant speak our minds
• i need to get high from opium
• cartwheels on the sidewalk, i'm too tough to blow my mind out
• grow up now is just what i mean
• is it blissful?
• it's like a dream
• i think i'll lose my mind in hysteria
• fake it online, make it offline
• oh, lord, the devil went down to a deep dark lake where my body laid drowning
• held me, under the sea, and i pointed to the river like the ocean was my body
• this is absolutely totally and utterly, provably, obviously, demonstrably ridiculous and insane.
• blue lips, bleached hair with a cold-blooded stare
• ...and then some? AH HA HA. HA HA HA.
• PRESENT DAY * PRESENT TIME
• the internet is just a weird dowsing rod
• who's crying now on my shoulder
• who's crying now that i've told her
• it's in my nature
• it gives me chills
• been chewing the skin in my mouth without you
• you stole fizzy lifting drinks
• "this house is haunted"
• i'm safe inside and never coming out
• i can do ANYTHING
• hello, viator
• you have the soul of an emperor
• we all fall down
• THE DAWN IS YOUR DEFAMER
• THE DAWN IS YOUR DOOM
• THE DAWN IS YOUR ENEMY
• if you ever find my body, throw it in the lake
• i have no idea what you're saying, i'm gonna lose my mind
• the golden years never happened to you, or anyone you thought you knew
• they all grew up to be miserable adults just waiting for the day they get to die
• and a dark wind blows
• abandon all hope, ye who enters here
• smokin big doinks in cyber
• i use fedora btw
• when you online and you smell that ZAZA
• Nyororororororon ahahaahaha weeeeeeeee! Ooohhhohohohohoho... AAAAAAAAAAHHH.
• what doth life life life life life life life life life life life
• and so I stood on the boundaries of life, on the peripheries of existence, and peered outwards unto death and unto every true thing, every thing that I would feel from then on until eternity, and it was a very dark ocean - a very deep, and very empty universe
• you slumber, a cucumber
• i'm a survivor. we're a dying breed
• life is just death in drag
• they say that when you die, you shit your pants; but not me. i'm gonna shit my heart
• unload your troubles unto me, even if it's tough to swallow. i'm used to swallowing huge loads
• everybody dreams alone and it makes me cry
• see with new eyes, a world ready to despise you
• i watch you watch as the phone continues to ring like nobody's home
• what's inside it? man or spider
• here lives the incantation of matter, a language forever
• wish on a genie, ha ha ha! i want wishes too
• i'm a force a nature! if you were from where i was from, you'd be freaking dead
• bask in the golden light of your radiant path
• time is a boat and i wont row
• goodnight gay man
• i cant see a thing. i'll open this one
• Object Class: Euclid
• i'm using tilt controls!
• look at you, hacker, a pathetic creature of meat and bone. how can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?
• our god is unbroken!
• sit on the throne of contentment and ferment. inspect the eternal blue skies of your kingdom. you come to a realization. you pick up an onion and begin peeling.
• finally a beautiful fucking nerve ape
• you're breathing manually now
• i came here to chew ass and kick gum, and i'm all out out of gum
• i dont know what to say when people come undone
• let us lay in the sun and count every beautiful thing we can see
• i just recently began listening to your radio show, and could not believe it when you talked about the sounds from hell tonight
• i want to take a walk every day, but im in a cave
• draped in lead, heavy as a slug
• i wanna feel like i feel when i'm asleep
• born to die, world is a fuck
• life is like a road. it ends.
• loud/quiet quiet/loud
• damn you look like you had a bad time
• but the heart is also heavy, and the beautiful engineers are all dead
• the secret technicians conspire for their own glamor. in the future, in the future, but now drink vodka and lament the security forces
• there are thousands here like them, not going to school, sitting on the ward all day, not being talked to by anyone
• its morning somewhere. good morning.
• life made you bitter, i can make you tender
• don't think that just because you lick it, it's love
• yuo dont like capitalism yet you exist. iphone venezuela bottom texxt 100 billion dead
• this is just like gorbino's quest. this is the gorbino's quest of life
• even a broken cock pisses twice a day
• welcome to the underground. how was the fall
• 1000% I USED TO GIVE A FUCK!!
• baby do you even have the guts to say
• where's the bridge that's gonna take me home? the bridge that someone's fighting over
• slow down before we reach home. let the lights take us to a place we'll call our own
• baby run away, to the sun, to the comfort
• while the old folk pray for tomorrow im waiting for today
• i can i can do i do i
• i do i do can i can i
• if it got too cold, would you invite me in to show me where you rest your head at night
• arrowheads (x16)
• and you're still here, though you're losing your glow
• all the years have passed us by
• and when their earthen mouthes open up, just what words should come out? but "we wish we were dead"
• send me back in time, and i'll bring us back in line
• eyes will run with tired tears, living like a dream
• in silent time strange new life will appear
• i held your moss-covered stone and the sun disappeared as i watched you return from the rising water's edge
• in the deep time, im a leaf-shaped shadow. you're the sun, dear one
• i hesitated before untying the bow that bound this book together
• welcome, pilgrim, to the great journey towards the end of all things
• love when you 4.99 makes me feel so lugsury
• damn child, leave this house
• i'll have a wife there. she has beautiful hair and i hope shes not dead
• $ dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/null
• will you help me buy milk?
• the skyline was beautiful on fire. all twisted metal stretching upwards. everything washed in a thin orange haze
• another settlement needs your help
• dont it feel good to drive a bus? people need to get picked up
• life flashes quickly. did you see it?
• i often tell myself enough to bury me home. you're only safe on the floor
• goodnight, sweetheart. thicker thighs for my friends
• oh wow! available now!
• love spilled out the open door and smeared around the kitchen floor
• rolling in the nonsense, deploy the fantasy. for the horrors of life i do believe
• when i jingle my keys dont call me keyman please
• see me singing sideways, hang me from the highway
• it's all salted sweet peas, we'll think back to drinking milk on our monday
• son when you grow up, just shut up
• oh mona lisa, i'm unprepared for natural history written in stone
• i can see them under the TV
• never really thought i would survive, and this just can't be right
• drag the body under the rug
• oh my lord i am on fire, what am i to do?
• whatever's in light i need you inside you are. you are walking, you are still walking
• i dont have enough time. time flies. time drags.
• god no no god take my mind. I can take my mind and i'm fine fine fine fine
• kids his age bounce
• young man, it's worth the challenge
• you're blue now!
• must i do everything for you?
• it took awhile to realize my skin glows without you
• i want to eat people sometimes
• nothing is gonna save us forever, but a lot of things can save us today
• i believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people who do
• everything sucks forever
• is there something going around that makes everyone talk like fortune cookies?
• after everything... better to be trapped with someone else, right?
• press jump to die
• what will it be like, i wonder, to go to sleep and never wake up? perhaps next we meet i will be an ocean current, carrying seeds to a new land... or a creature so small it sees the gaps between the grains of sand. farewell, friend.
• when i die, i want it to hurt. when my friends leave, when i have to let go, when this entire town is wiped off the map, i want it to hurt. bad.
• the computers stopped exchanging information
• stuck where past and future meet, watching all our autumns drift away
• oh we'll be old and weary friends. god bless let all this never end
• no matter where you go, everyone is connected
• you mustn't confuse it with the real world. do you understand what i'm warning you about?
• the locals didn't take kindly to this well intentioned man
• shooting me in the balls with a vagina (a vagina!)
• the certificate authority is evil
• now you've done it you freak shit. you've fucked up. you're being tracked by the grid. the eye in the sky is watching. we're coming for you.
• when the beat drops im going to fucking kill myself
• i wish i was at home playing gorbino's quest
• keep having these recurring nightmares about transforming into a bouncy castle... it's freaking me out
• life is an ice cream. enjoy it before it melts
• nothing new, under sun and moon
• lord and lover, saint and swain
• knife and cleaver, lye and loam
• a wild boy, turned old too soon; in elder fir, an ancient plain
• a bag head come to claim his throne
• a slave in gold, that all conform to
• go and ask the cattle to inform you

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