You'd hardly think it to look at me
that a cat like me could be so hungry
But it's time it is said.
I have never been fed.
never been treated right!
Not once in my life.
You'd think, for a cat like me,
life would be so free and easy!
I'm loved and praised
but you'll be amazed.
When you see my bowl so bare
there isn't any food there
I've never been fed.
I've never beed fed.
And soon I'll be DEAD.
Because I've never been fed.
#song #PicaTheCat
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I still Love this...
@futurebird what would the antipica be like? what would happen if pica and antipica met?
@futurebird Do the give Pulitzer Prizes in Literature for Mastodon posts? Because you just earned one.
@futurebird may I recommend a tall ceiling as a performance venue? I lived with a cat who sang his nightly post dinner aria in the hallway with the 20” ceiling because he liked the echo.
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Not My Cat (seen here begging at my kitchen window a few days ago) endorses this poetry. I ran out of the canned food my actual cat won't eat the other day, and had the audacity to […]
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That is Beautiful!
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@futurebird wait, I think I know this cat
@futurebird OMG SOMEONE FEED THAT POOR CAT, waaaaiiiiit a minute 🤣🤣
Coming soon (whether you like it or not): PICA! the musical.
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