2024-12-12 futurebird ┃ 1#️ 3💬
Presenting a new epic poem by #PicaTheCat. "Hunger: The Story of Unfairness Vol. 1"
(More like Vol. Loud, if you could hear it.)
2024-12-15 futurebird ┃ 1🔗 3#️ 1💬
"Did someone say 'catfood'?"
#PicaTheCat #catsofmastodon #cat
2024-12-08 futurebird ┃ 1🔗 2#️ 3💬
The princess and pea. #caturday #PicaTheCat
2024-12-07 futurebird ┃ 1🔗 3#️ 2💬
“They may take me to vet now. But *I* take them OUT tonight.” #PicaTheCat #catsofmastodon #PicaCrime
2024-12-06 BlippyTheWonderSlug ┃ edited ┃ 1#️ 2👤 ┃ RE: futurebird
@futurebird
😜 I know from experience that as soon as the Death Whistle blows, cats run and hide. I don't believe #PicaTheCat would be an exception.
It sounds like hundreds of screaming […]
2024-12-06 futurebird ┃ 1#️ 3👤 2💬 ┃ RE: ?
@superball @BlippyTheWonderSlug @nathanlovestrees
At this point might as well let #PicaTheCat join. She will. It's not like her to ... ask.
2024-12-02 futurebird ┃ 1#️ 1👤 ┃ RE: ?
@blogoklahoma
She could be the twin of #PicaTheCat
We are pleased to welcome you to tonights feature performance: The Songs of My People, A Lament for Days Not Petted
Starring singer and song writer, #PicaTheCat
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2024-11-28 futurebird ┃ 1🔗 3#️
Pica wishes you a happy #thanksgiving. She is thankful for full body massages and “good prompt servants”
(what are you thankful for?) #picaTheCat #catsofmastodon
2024-11-27 futurebird ┃ 1🔗 3#️
Pica, the cat, is pleased to announce her entry into the democratic primary as a candidate for Mayor of the City of New York. Her bold slogan “is the bowl full?!” cuts to the heart of the issue […]
2024-11-16 futurebird ┃ edited ┃ 1🔗 2#️
A question for other cat owners:
When your cat sends you an invoice do they normally let you know in advance that they were planning on charging for the "service"? (in this case "helping to […]
2024-11-16 futurebird ┃ 1🔗 3#️
We are proud to announce the new mandatory rules for table construction. Please see your local Cat Office of Cat Happiness for information on compliance with these stunning and well-thought-out […]
2024-11-12 futurebird ┃ 1#️ 1👤 ┃ RE: ?
@CatsOfYore #picaTheCat lives a way steeped in history—
2024-11-10 futurebird ┃ 1🔗 1#️
Pica would like to take this moment to thank all her loyal acolytes for their unwavering praise and devotion. She would also like to remind everyone it is never too late (for now) to “don the […]
2024-11-10 futurebird ┃ 1#️ 3👤 ┃ RE: ?
@davep @okokokok @vxo
Just so you know ... uh. #PicaTheCat screens all my replies...
2024-11-09 futurebird ┃ 1#️ 1👤 ┃ RE: ?
@orangelantern
I just can't shake the feeling that with #PicaTheCat she is somehow also accumulating money in some offshore account whenever she pulls something... she has so many plates […]
2024-11-07 futurebird ┃ 1#️ 1👤 ┃ RE: ?
@irene
vets will cover their little nose when they have this problem. I know this because Blue the late brother of #PicaTheCat had this issue. Covering the nose makes the cat stop purring and […]
2024-11-04 futurebird ┃ 2🔗 4#️ 2👤 1💬 ┃ RE: ?
@jared @kimlockhartga
The look Pica gives when you stop petting her. And the look she gives when I say that her cat food bowl is full.
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