What is the most scary animal?
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56 ██▋ Spider 102 ████▊ Goose 168 ████████ Moose 101 ████▊ Lion
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I feel the biome in which the respondent live is going to be determinant here. I'm a Goose guy. Those bastards are fierce. They don't call it the Butcher's Bill for nothing.
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Poll over which reminds me of my reasoning: I've been in.close contact with spiders, geese, and moose without feeling like I was in direct danger. By elimination, lion is scariest […]
@futurebird this was merch actually sold by my alma mater and I still voted for moose
@futurebird Other: Wolf. Once went to a "wilderness park" where the half-wild wolves were about to get fed. They started howling. No matter how many time you"ve heard it in movies, the real […]
@futurebird Lion, but moose is a close second.
2024-12-04 nazokiyoubinbou ┃ edited ┃ 1🔗
@futurebird Question: What is the difference between a moose and a train.
Answer: the train has to run on tracks.
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@futurebird I wonder if it's actually moose because of car crashes...the Mythbusters actually tested a myth about hitting moose with your car. conclusion was just don't do it hahaha
@futurebird I believe it is actually my Most Spookiest Lady my Cat Penguin. I tell her as much all the time
@futurebird the goose has neither fear nor pity and cannot be slain in battle.
A room with a moose is disturbing, but as the #OrbitalMooseSanctuary is sadly not a thing yet, most meese dwell […]
@futurebird I heard a pissed off lion roar once, and it was the most evolutionary triggering sound I've ever experienced. It was absolutely terrifying.
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