👽 Shiitake Toast (ShiitakeToast@beige.party)

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I probably shouldn't be saying this. This is my shitposting handle for stuff that I don't necessarily want the boss to see. He/him. Here for jokes and cats, mostly. Profile pic is a smiling clipart cartoon mushroom. Header is a schematic of a public bathroom.

Joined: 2023-11-19

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2024-12-14 ShiitakeToast ┃ RE: futurebird

@futurebird I have an Aussie friend, who is very smart but super neurotic, who does not do outdoorsy things because EVERYTHING is out to kill you in Australia. But I also convinced her that it […]

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2024-12-10 ShiitakeToast ┃ RE: futurebird

@futurebird like a hard boiled detective following a trail (of ants). Very stylish.

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2024-12-09 ShiitakeToast ┃ RE: adhdeanasl

@adhdeanasl unfortunately.

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2024-12-06 ShiitakeToast ┃ RE: adhdeanasl

@adhdeanasl This sounds like my kid, though. She's 12, never smoked or really been around it but sounds like Scarlett Johansson, and refuses to wear a coat in any weather.

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