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During the colder seasons, most people head south for vacation. But Bunny and I already live in the south where it's hot and humid, so when we vacation, we head north! Yup, Bunny and I are back in Brevard [1], staying yet again at the The Red House Inn [2]. Twelve hours of solid driving, then hauling our luggage up fourty-seven million flights of stairs later, and everything hurts, even our hair. But we're here, and we're settled in for a much needed vacation, as we skipped last year due to the human malware going around.
Now, given that I haven't been to the Ft. Lauderdale Office of The Corporation in well over a year, I probably could have just taken two days off (one to drive up here, and one to drive back) and worked remotely from Brevard, but I really need the time off from work to meditate on the cultural differences in development our Corporate Overlords are now pushing down on us.
So yeah, Bunny and I are in Brevard, where it's currently 50° (or 10°C for you Imperially challenged) and for us who hail from South Florida, it's quite brisk (read: cold) indeed.
[2] http://www.brevardbedandbreakfast.com/
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Bunny and I were walking through downtown Brevard [1], killing some time until our reservation at Marco Trattoria [2] when we saw this car just stop in the middle of the road, sit there for a bit, then shut off, and the driver just get out of the car!
[A car that is parked in the middle of Main St.] In the actual rules of Monopoly, there is no monetary reward for landing on Free Parking. [3]
It's not like every street parking spot was taken up, no—there were still spots available. But I guess it was just more convenient to park in the middle of the street.
Wow!
[1] https://www.cityofbrevard.com/
[2] http://marcotrattoria.com/
[3] /boston/2021/11/01/FreeParking.jpg
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It's a known fact that Brevard [1] rolls up the sidewalks pretty early in the evening. About half the restaurants close by 8:00 pm, the rest about 9:00 pm with maybe one or two open past that (like The Waffle House [2] of course).
So to give us a bit of time, Bunny and I decided to try the new Brevard Diner [3], which states it's open from 6:00 am to 9:00 pm. We leave about 7:30 pm, and less than five minutes later, we're pulling up to a building sitting in an empty parking lot and no lights on. The front door reads “Open 6:00 am—9:00 pm Seven Days Per Week.”
Sigh.
I guess the human malware has made things a bit more unpredictable around here.
[2] https://locations.wafflehouse.com/brevard-nc-1955
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Two years ago the house across the street [1] from The Red House Inn [2] burned down, leaving a field of smoldering embers [3]. Today, there are four new houses:
[Four newly build houses in a row, all different.] Black wrought iron fencing is the new white picket fencing. [4]
It's not terribly surprising that they went up quite fast, as they were all built by the same developer. But it is surprising that they're all different, and both Bunny and I love that.
[2] http://www.brevardbedandbreakfast.com/
[4] /boston/2021/11/02/HomeRenovation.jpg
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While Bunny and I were out for lunch today, we came across this unfortunate soul:
[A skeleton sitting at a lunch counter with an arm outstretched.] “Hello? … Anybody? … At this point I just want a Coke. Also, does anyone know who won the World Series? Did the Chicago Cubs win?” [1]
On the plus side, the food was good!
[1] /boston/2021/11/03/Service.jpg
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Bunny and I were walking through downtown Brevard [1] when we came across this sign reminding us of our duty to social distance in these times of human malware:
[A graphic showing social distancing as being the size of a bear.] Do NOT offer the bear a Coke. This is only effective against polar bears. Also, I don't have to out run the bear, I just have to offer YOU to the bear. [2]
Also handy to keep in mind: how to survive a bear attack [3].
[1] https://www.cityofbrevard.com/
[2] /boston/2021/11/04/SocialBearDistance.jpg
[3] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE5MA1bt9A4
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A phoenomenon [1] I haven't encountered for years is static electricity sparking in blankets. You just don't get that in Lower Sheol due to the high humidity.
Another odd phoenomenon [2] that has happened twice now here in the The Red House Inn [3] (and it will sound odd, but … ) is the bed shaking in the wee hours of the morning. The first time it happened, I woke Bunny up and she too, could feel the bed shimmying. Back home at Chez Boca, this happens from time to time, but the affect is milder, and is due to freight trains rumbling by (we live a bit over ½ mile (0.8k, again for the Imperially challenged) from the railroad favored by freight trains). But there are no freight trains in Brevard—there are no railroads in Brevard! I'm hoping there's a rational explanation for it besides an earthquake [4]. Anything but an earthquake! I'd even accept a haunting!
But no earthquakes.
[1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N_tupPBtWQ&t=13
[2] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N_tupPBtWQ&t=13
[3] http://www.brevardbedandbreakfast.com/
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For dinner, Bunny and I went to the Jordan Street Cafe [1] in downtown Brevard [2]. We went for the rhubarb pie, but instead we found a tree:
[A live tree inside a restaurant] At least it provides shade against the restaurant lights as it looms large overhead. [3]
In all seriousness, we did go because we heard the rhubarb pie was incredible, but with rhubarb being out of season, it was not to be.
We did have dinner there, and while the food was excellent, the service was … odd. It serves upscale food, but you order it at a counter, then sit and wait for your order. It was a long wait in line as chaos seemed to reign over the place. And it was a long wait for the food to arrive.
In our opinion, the long wait didn't justify the food, despite how good it was.
[1] http://www.thejordanstreetcafe.com/
[3] /boston/2021/11/05/Interior.jpg
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Bunny and I partook of a secondary road trip today, driving 275 miles to Roanoke, Virginia [1] for our second visit to Black Dog Salvage [2]. Unlike our last visit [3] where the TV (television) cast [4] were out salvaging, this was an “open house” so they were there. Not that we saw much of them—we only saw one TV cast member but he was too busy to stop and chat (although he did say “Hello!”).
We did, however, get lost in a large hallway full of doors:
[A hallway full of doors. No, really, they're stacked on each other] You might think there's a mystery behind every door, but no, it's no mystery—it's another door. [5]
But don't say we weren't warned though:
[Picture of a sign that says “MORE DOORS”] I wasn't kidding when I said there were more doors. [6]
And yes, there were a lot of doors.
[A picture of more stacked doors in the door corridor] But it's the type of place where you could expect “opening” a door might lead to some other world, but I'd rather not let in a despotic queen into our world. [7]
We did manage to find a door that lead out.
[1] https://www.roanokeva.gov/
[2] https://blackdogsalvage.com/
[4] http://www.diynetwork.com/shows/salvage-dawgs
[5] /boston/2021/11/06/Doors1.jpg
[6] /boston/2021/11/06/MoreDoors.jpg
[7] /boston/2021/11/06/Doors2.jpg
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Two observations about previous post [1]:
Okay, I decided to dig a bit deeper into that last one. I used Google to search for “Black Dog Salvage,” clicked on the obvious result and … ended up at that same sketchy pharmacy site. Now I think that the Black Dog Salvage site has been hacked to redirect people to the sketchy pharmacy site when coming from a search engine, and not something wrong with Duck Duck Go or Google.
Sigh.
[2] https://blackdogsalvage.com/
[7] https://www.blackdogsalvage.com/
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“Hello!”
“Hello!”
“Where did you get your take out food?”
“A Thai restaurant on east Main street called Love Eat Thai Kitchen [1]. What do you have”
“We got this Mexican food from … oh … it has a weird name.”
“Yea, I think it's a Japanese place downtown.”
“Really?”
“Yeah, on Broad Street just south of Main.”
“That wouldn't happen to be ‘Quixote [2]?’”
“Yes! That's the place!”
[1] https://www.loveeatthai.com/
[2] https://www.quixotebrevard.com/
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Bunny says I was a bit squirrelly today—I'm not sure what she's talking about.
[A picture of me as a white squirrel] Methinks I've spent too much time in Brevard as it appears I'm going native. Great! Now I have to watch out for Captain Willard coming up the French Broad River. [1]
[1] /boston/2021/11/07/Squirrel.jpg
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Seriously, Brevard [1] has a thing for white squirrels [2]:
[A scurry of stuffed white squirrels] The invasion of alien white squirrels is nearly complete. We welcome our new white sciuridae overlords! [3]
[1] https://www.cityofbrevard.com/
[2] https://www.cityofbrevard.com/481/White-Squirrels
[3] /boston/2021/11/08/Scurry.jpg
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Bunny and I decided to check out some stores outside of Brevard [1], but I think we went a bit too far afield:
[Eight pottery heads, all sitting on metal staffs] “We were just trying to get a head, but there's no body left.” [2]
Even Kim Jong-un seemed to be having second thoughts about coming out this far:
[The pottery bust of what looks like Kim Jong-un on a bed of rocks] “Wow dude! I'm stoned out of my head!” [3]
We felt it best to head back to Brevard.
[1] https://www.cityofbrevard.com/
[2] /boston/2021/11/09/Warning.jpg
[3] /boston/2021/11/09/KimJongUn.jpg
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Another day, another mini-road trip. This time, to Highlands, North Carolina [1]. An old friend lives in the area and we decided to drive out to have dinner with them. On the way there, we ended up in a small Mexican restaurant in Rosman [2] for lunch (one of three restaurants in town as it turns out). Not bad, but the town of Rosman (population: 576 as of 2010) makes Brevard [3] look positively metropolitan.
Then onwards to Highlands. Along the way, we came across a salvage place (sans website, else I'd link to it) and stopped. There, I found yet another stash of doors [4]:
[A picture of more stacked doors] It was tempting to think that opening one of these doors would lead to Black Dog Salvage Company in Roanoke, but I think the only thing that would happen is I find more doors … or perhaps let in some pan dimensional beings, and that would be a Bad Thing™. [5]
I'm sensing a theme here.
Anyway, we finally arrived in Highlands at 4:45 pm, which was bad since the entire town rolls up the sidewalks at 5:00 pm on the dot. Fortunately, Bunny's friend was at the restaurant, where a good time and good food was had by all.
After a few hours, it was time to drive back along US-64 to Brevard, in the dark. I had fun driving along the up-and-down widing road, but for Bunny, it was a white-knuckle experience.
[1] https://www.highlandschamber.org/
[2] https://www.transylvaniacounty.org/town-of-rosman
[5] /boston/2021/11/10/Doors.jpg
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Today was a cold, miserable, rainy day here in Brevard [1], so we didn't get out much. But a few days ago, we did stop by the local Food Lion [2], the other grocery chain in Brevard. Whereas Ingles [3] is the more upscale type grocery store, Food Lion is your … um … less expensive grocery store. So my expectations were pretty low.
What I was not expecting was to find actual turmeric!
[A picture of fresh turmeric] A mutant carrot or a mutant worm … you decide. [4]
I've never seen fresh turmeric! Much less expect to find it in a … um … less expensive grocery store!
[1] https://www.cityofbrevard.com/
[3] https://www.ingles-markets.com/
[4] /boston/2021/11/11/Turmeric.jpg
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It was much nicer today than yesterday [1] so Bunny and I went shopping. At one of the stores, this vinly record caught my eye:
[A picture of the “Barbie Sing-along” vinyl record, with Barbie, Ken, and three kids, one of which is darker than the other two] ♫One of these things is not like the others, / One of these things just doesn't belong, / Can you tell which thing is not like the others / By the time I finish my song?♫ [2]
And now I'm curious as to what other horrors could be found in this pile of records?
[A picture of the “Growing Pains” soundtrack] Seriously? They released a 90s TV show theme on vinyl? There was market for this? Who? No! Wait! I don't want to know! [3] [A picture of a record with Fonzie on the cover] And you thought William Shatner was bad! [4]
Those were the three worst I found, thankfully. I also found this album from Moms Mabley [5], a black comedienne popular in the 50s and 60s:
[Picture of Moms Mabley comedy album] A comedy album about Lincoln, Kennedy and King? By a black woman? This I have to hear! [6]
Just a bit of triva: she was born in Brevard [7].
[2] /boston/2021/11/12/Barbie.jpg
[3] /boston/2021/11/12/GrowingPains.jpg
[4] /boston/2021/11/12/Aaaaaaay.jpg
[5] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moms_Mabley
[6] /boston/2021/11/12/Mabley.jpg
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Bunny heard about The Vintage Market Days [1] in Asheville, so we headed out today. I will say, getting in wasn't an issue—getting out was:
[a picture of a crowded parking lot] “Is there another way out?” “I don't know, parking lot designers are sadistic bastards.” [2]
That isn't a line of parked cars. No, that's a line of cars attempting to leave the parking lot! It took us about twenty minutes to get out, and it only took us that long because we took advantage of a van that took too long deciding where to go and we cut ahead (to be fair, a number of other cars also cut ahead—we weren't the only ones to do this). I attempted to locate another exit, but the cell phone coverage was a bit spotty and I couldn't get a decent satellite picture of the parking lot in Google maps. Sigh.
[1] https://www.wncagcenter.org/events/2021/vintage-market-days
[2] /boston/2021/11/13/Traffic.jpg
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“Well that's an oxymoron!”
“What?”
“The lyric: ‘a winter wonderland!’”
“Oh. That's not an oxymoron.”
“Oh really?”
“Yes—you wonder why anyone would live in a winter land.”
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It's our last day in Brevard [1] (we're leaving tomorrow, back towards warmer climes) and we spent the day not doing much of anything.
But a few days ago we went into Mantiques [2], an eclectic antique shop with a more masculine bent to it, and well …
[A picture of half a taxidermied gazelle—at least it's the front half] I …I don't think leaving the front legs on added anything but disturbing dreams. [3]
I can say with honesty I have never seen taxidermy quite like this.
And with that, we leave Brevard.
[3] /boston/2021/11/14/Taxidermy.jpg
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Actually, one more picture, caught by Bunny as we were leaving Brevard this morming:
[Picture of a “SALES HELP WANTED” sign in a cemetery] “The customers are quiet and don't complain at all, but if they do, you do have permission to use a chain saw on them …” [1]
It's a bit hard to see, but that “SALES HELP WANTED” sign is in a cemetery!
…
Yeah.
Anyway, we made it back safely to Chez Boca, and thus ends our 2021 trip to Brevard [2].
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