It's a known fact that Brevard [1] rolls up the sidewalks pretty early in the evening. About half the restaurants close by 8:00 pm, the rest about 9:00 pm with maybe one or two open past that (like The Waffle House [2] of course).
So to give us a bit of time, Bunny and I decided to try the new Brevard Diner [3], which states it's open from 6:00 am to 9:00 pm. We leave about 7:30 pm, and less than five minutes later, we're pulling up to a building sitting in an empty parking lot and no lights on. The front door reads “Open 6:00 am—9:00 pm Seven Days Per Week.”
Sigh.
I guess the human malware has made things a bit more unpredictable around here.