gemini://gemini.conman.org/boston/2015/03/13.2
For those suffering from paraskevidekatriaphobia, **DON'T PANIC!** It'll all be over in twenty-four hours.
Um … that is, today will be over, not the world.
I hope.
gemini://gemini.conman.org/boston/2015/03/14.1
Those of you suffering from paraskevidekatriaphobia can rest easy now that Friday the 13^th [1] is over. Unfortunately, those of you suffering from pastrophobia are advised to stay indoors for the next twenty-four hours, and be especially aware of 9:26:53 local time (AM (ante meridiem, Latin for “before noon”) for sure; PM (post meridiem, Latin for “after noon”) if you don't use a 24-hour clock).
That is all.
gemini://gemini.conman.org/boston/2015/03/15.1
Those of you suffering from pastrophobia can rest easy now that π Day [1] is over. But alas, we aren't safe quite yet, for it is the Ides of March [2].
Be safe. Climb back into bed. And avoid going to the government buildings [3].
[1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi_Day
[2] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ides_of_March
[3] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_Julius_Caesar
gemini://gemini.conman.org/boston/2015/03/16.1
I have some good news for Those of you who have been traumatized for the past [1] three [2] days [3]—they're over.
The bad news—it's Monday.