Those of you suffering from paraskevidekatriaphobia can rest easy now that Friday the 13^th [1] is over. Unfortunately, those of you suffering from pastrophobia are advised to stay indoors for the next twenty-four hours, and be especially aware of 9:26:53 local time (AM (ante meridiem, Latin for “before noon”) for sure; PM (post meridiem, Latin for “after noon”) if you don't use a 24-hour clock).
That is all.