Two weeks later [1] and the lunch room is no longer my office (nor is my office the lunch room [2]). It's nice to be back in my old office at The Ft. Lauderdale Office of the Corporation.
But I was told not to get too attached to my current office. Nope. Real Soon Now™ I am to be moved to a new office, just down the hall. Perhaps a day … perhaps two weeks.
On the plus side, I'll still have a window. Granted, the window has a wonderful view of the Ft. Lauderdale Office interior, but it's still a “window” office and it's not like it's any different from my current-soon-to-be-ex office [3].