Two weeks ago, my office was the temporary lunch room [1]. Now, the lunch room is my temporary office.
The Ft. Lauderdale Office of the Corporation is expanding into the space next door. Because of that, an existing wall needs to be removed, and a non-existing wall needs to be constructed. Both walls simultaneously exist (currently separating the two spaces) and not-exist (to separate my office from the space next door) in my office. Thus, I am sitting in the conference room/lunch room for the forseeable future.
I've grown accustomed to the excessive levels of mastication though.