You too can be a patron of the arts.

[DELETED-I would probably be remiss if I didn't mention the chance that Sean Hoade [1] is giving you, yes you, to become a benevolent benefactor of a starving artist, namely, Sean Hoade [2] himself.

His Elevated Personage put out a question on Facebook the other day, asking if anyone would be interested in helping a poor boy survive long enough to write his next book on the 10-book contract while he waits on word back from 107,642 applications he has sent in to various unsuspecting suckers potential employers. This “job” that he is trying to get would be to take him to the beginning of Q2 of 2015, when the royalties should start flowing like extremely inexpensive “wine drink” since the first and possibly the second books will have been released in Q1.

“Help keep a writer alive while he writes a Lovecraftian epic! | Indiegogo [3]”

Remember, just a few pennies a day could help feed a starving artist in Las Vegas as he plumbs the eldritch horrors to craft his C'thululian writings.

And now a song from troubador and heartstring-puller Sarah … McLachlan play it while you decide on what amount to donate. … While she sings, imagine me begging for someone to adopt me … I’m almost housebroken … Won’t you … REMEMBER ME? (It's not Sarah McLauchlan, but I feel it's a better selection anyway) [4] sniff!