The problem with the Pinocchio Problem
A Major Television Network Event™
As if switching web servers wasn't bad enough
Try as I might, I can't come up with something witty
She's leaving on a jetplane, and I'm stuck in traffic
Are all airport roads this crazy?
My bladder was trying to tell me something in my dreams
Anthony Bourdain on the Food Network
“Great, just what I need … another D in programming.”
Creating and installing a new server takes less time than configuring email
“Info … capitalize Info … capitalize all info … oh my god …”
There's more wierdness to this than reported, but this will be fine for now
“Lock your … doors! Watch out … for … 007!”
It was only on the stove for four hours …
One of Microsoft's secrets cracked at last
Deterministic computers are so passé
The most dangerous job, even more so than a soldier in Iraq
The only thing missing is Strongbad