It's what I get for answering the phone
No more Mozilla navigation bar
Getting back at Chinese spammers
Changing your gender is less risky than changing your Windows userid
Become a McGuyver without leaving your home
Maybe in another thirty years …
The computer that refuses to die
But it <EM>was</EM> possible …
Chalk marks the millimeter waves of space …
“The Sky is Falling! Get to a bomb shelter! Although, an umbrella would work just as well … ”