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View submission: Iran 'sends monkey into space'
Ukranian #1: Did you hear? The ruskies are going to space!
Ukranian#2: All of them?
Ukranian #1: No, just one.
Ukranian #2: Then why are you bothering me?
Comment by murxus at 28/01/2013 at 18:26 UTC
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During cold war:
Aide: Mr. President! The Soviets are painting the moon red!
President: Well, then send up a team with white paint and put CocaCola on it!