created by nastratin on 28/01/2013 at 12:09 UTC
109 upvotes, 48 top-level comments (showing 25)
Comment by totally_mokes at 28/01/2013 at 16:11 UTC
17 upvotes, 0 direct replies
"PRAY FOR MOJO"
Comment by zombieAndroidFactory at 28/01/2013 at 14:38 UTC
39 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Ukranian #1: Did you hear? The ruskies are going to space!
Ukranian#2: All of them?
Ukranian #1: No, just one.
Ukranian #2: Then why are you bothering me?
Comment by [deleted] at 28/01/2013 at 18:11 UTC
8 upvotes, 0 direct replies
That Ikea monkey wasn't lost, he was a spy for the IRANIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by [deleted] at 28/01/2013 at 17:23 UTC
5 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Unconfirmed sources say the monkey was under orders to fling poo like mad as its orbit passed the western hemisphere.
Comment by ReeferEyed at 28/01/2013 at 15:30 UTC
22 upvotes, 2 direct replies
Congrats to their space agency
Comment by RamenJunkie at 28/01/2013 at 20:18 UTC
5 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Did they send a monkey or a chimpanzee?
Comment by sdgfsvzvxf at 28/01/2013 at 13:56 UTC
22 upvotes, 2 direct replies
Ahmadinejad in space!
Comment by BerneseTerror at 28/01/2013 at 12:59 UTC
38 upvotes, 3 direct replies
If an Iranian takes a shit, someone at the pentagon is 'deeply concerned'
Comment by Loje10 at 28/01/2013 at 15:45 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
At least they have their priorities in order...
Comment by [deleted] at 28/01/2013 at 15:56 UTC
6 upvotes, 0 direct replies
No news yet on what crime the monkey had committed.
Comment by [deleted] at 28/01/2013 at 14:56 UTC
14 upvotes, 1 direct replies
In other news: Americans everywhere seem to be infatuated by a hunky new musical upstart named Elvis Presley.
Comment by [deleted] at 28/01/2013 at 13:52 UTC
14 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Congrats to Iran.
Comment by hyrapower at 28/01/2013 at 16:05 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
The first attempt had no official reason for failure. Rip bobo
Comment by Chunkeeboi at 29/01/2013 at 00:28 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Ahmed Dinnerjacket is an astronaut?
Comment by madeanotheraccount at 29/01/2013 at 01:48 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Maybe they've had enough of Earth and are looking to find somewhere else.
Comment by pwny_ at 28/01/2013 at 13:47 UTC
5 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Poopy Joe
Comment by Dookiestain_LaFlair at 28/01/2013 at 19:22 UTC
4 upvotes, 2 direct replies
Back in the 60s, during the Cold War, the whole purpose of the US Space Program was to let the Soviets know that if we can put a rocket on the moon we can damn well put one on Moscow. Iran is trying to show they have the missile technology without appearing aggressive.
Comment by [deleted] at 28/01/2013 at 13:35 UTC
9 upvotes, 3 direct replies
Poor monkey. It's probably dead now.
Comment by mushroomchow at 29/01/2013 at 01:25 UTC
3 upvotes, 1 direct replies
How the fuck did Iran pursue a space program despite the science behind it being based on a denial of everything Islam stands for?
Comment by [deleted] at 28/01/2013 at 16:44 UTC
9 upvotes, 0 direct replies
American & Israeli mainstream media: Iran murders innocent monkey in ballistic missile test
Comment by AnEruditeMan at 28/01/2013 at 22:37 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Why waste a perfectly good monkey when you can send the ayatollah instead?
Comment by chehov at 28/01/2013 at 14:54 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Here you go, although I found a better cosmonaut[1] (or jihadonaut)
1: http://i.imgur.com/MjW35DJ.jpg
Comment by [deleted] at 28/01/2013 at 20:24 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
But how will their Prime Minister get back to earth?!
(Crickets...)
Comment by Blasterkid at 28/01/2013 at 12:20 UTC
3 upvotes, 1 direct replies
This will be like a twisted version of Planet of the Apes.
Comment by KineticSolution at 28/01/2013 at 14:17 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
This is why we haven't seen much of Mitt Romney lately.
