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For real. For me it always ends up feeling a bit like stand up. Like I can't help noticing *the rant* and always end up joking about it.
"So that's why I'm sitting here boring the fuck out of you and Nestlé is out there...."
Comment by alwayzbored114 at 03/08/2021 at 15:20 UTC
35 upvotes, 2 direct replies
My wife and I do this all the time. We'll come in looking annoyed, say "Can I rant about something?", and the other will half-pay attention and nod while the other blows off steam and makes jokes
There's also the pretense of "I'm not actually making this argument a fuckin thesis, just let me talk". Half the time it's like
^^yes ^^I ^^know ^^it's ^^more ^^nuanced ^^than ^^this **BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S BULLSHIT?**
Comment by itsjusterin__ at 03/08/2021 at 15:05 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
i always feel like Jerry Seinfeld when i start ranting
Comment by DaughterEarth at 03/08/2021 at 17:33 UTC
2 upvotes, 1 direct replies
I recently found out a buddy will go OFF if you bring up Tony Hawk and am so stoked to have that in my back pocket. Any time I need a good rant I got that baby waiting.
"Hey buddy, did I ever tell you Tony Hawk is a skate god?" aaaaaand queue rant.
The fun thing about OP's post too is that it pissed off a bunch of coffee drinkers so we are getting multiple rants!
Comment by Land_Squid_1234 at 03/08/2021 at 19:25 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
"Oh well I'm ***SORRY*** that you don't want to hear about Nestlé for the third time this week. Do you want me to tell the Nestlé SLAVES to stop suffering for you? Do you want a bottle of stolen Nestlé WATER while I rant about their murderous baby formula?"