292 upvotes, 12 direct replies (showing 12)
View submission: Coffee Culture Sucks
was any childhood trauma involved in the formation of this hatred?
Comment by Lukaie at 03/08/2021 at 12:51 UTC
71 upvotes, 7 direct replies
Got boiling coffee spilled on him when he was little
Comment by [deleted] at 03/08/2021 at 15:59 UTC
24 upvotes, 0 direct replies
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Comment by BothMyChinsAreSpicy at 03/08/2021 at 13:09 UTC
11 upvotes, 4 direct replies
It’s a case of “stop liking things I don’t like!” to a ridiculous level. I get it though, cause fuck mayo and anyone who ruins otherwise great food with it. Maybe I need to make a rant post here too.
Comment by RydenwithByden at 03/08/2021 at 14:45 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
His mom was a wierd health freak who gave him a coffee enema every morning
Comment by [deleted] at 03/08/2021 at 16:54 UTC
2 upvotes, 1 direct replies
I spent my childhood waking up at the ass-crack of dawn while my parents fired up their noisy ass electric coffee grinder every single morning. The sleep I missed out on for weekends must have added up to whole years! They came to visit a few weeks back and tried to pull the same thing and I made them do it outside since my wife was still sleeping. And then they had the gall to criticize my sugar-free redbull for its ingredients like coffee is made of dreams and happy feelings. Some people's parents, my god!
Comment by GolfSucks at 03/08/2021 at 13:44 UTC
1 upvotes, 2 direct replies
If he’s like me, then no. I just hate everything about coffee. The taste. The smell. What it does to people.
Comment by Trimungasoid at 03/08/2021 at 17:26 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
OP was a slave for Maxwell House.
Comment by Omega_Maximum at 03/08/2021 at 17:40 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
They watched coffee kill their mom
Comment by mr_orange77 at 03/08/2021 at 17:48 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Their dad went to go get coffee for the family, never came back.
Comment by DrinkMoreCodeMore at 03/08/2021 at 19:12 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Someone who drinks coffee got the promotion instead of him or her.
Comment by DragonPrincessMew at 03/08/2021 at 20:07 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Coffee pushed their mom off a cliff when they were a kid
Comment by khaotickk at 04/08/2021 at 03:55 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
For me it was inherited. Mom loves coffee, dad hates it. Accidentally downed a glass of iced coffee just after I was born after he came inside from mowing the yard, spat what he could out and washed the taste of by downing vodka since it was the first thing in sight.