7520 upvotes, 35 direct replies (showing 25)
View submission: Coffee Culture Sucks
this guy really hates coffee
Comment by HoneyIShrunkThSquids at 03/08/2021 at 13:50 UTC
4721 upvotes, 9 direct replies
I think this guy just really hates his roommate
Comment by [deleted] at 03/08/2021 at 13:18 UTC
647 upvotes, 4 direct replies
I bet there's some alternate reality where everyone is double fisting monster energy drinks, wearing stunner shades, calling this guy, "bruh" at 5am.
He takes a glimpse into this reality and realizes he doesn't actually hate coffee that much.
Comment by dismal_sighence at 03/08/2021 at 13:14 UTC*
1578 upvotes, 14 direct replies
Whats funny is that a lot of what he says so common among coffee lovers, it's practically a cliche.
I got a spare aeropress if you want to try it, OP.
Edit: Here's[1] some good material to peruse, OP. I prefer pourover for my morning cup, and aeropress in the afternoon (decaf).
1: https://editorial.designtaxi.com/news-coffeeposter2308/2.jpg
Comment by r3dditor12 at 03/08/2021 at 13:23 UTC
287 upvotes, 3 direct replies
He's just grumpy because he hasn't had his morning coffee yet.
Comment by PositivePizza420 at 03/08/2021 at 13:56 UTC
49 upvotes, 3 direct replies
I do too, but I had to part ways with him when he accused Starbucks of, "slanging legal crack" . . . . Ok dude lol
Comment by angeleus09 at 03/08/2021 at 13:19 UTC
903 upvotes, 7 direct replies
No, this guy really misses smoking and hates that he doesn't like coffee enough to join the crowd.
Comment by Nick_pj at 03/08/2021 at 13:42 UTC
102 upvotes, 4 direct replies
His whole grievance is predicated on the idea that people like coffee because they need caffeine. But what about decaf?
Comment by perpetualis_motion at 03/08/2021 at 13:19 UTC
171 upvotes, 3 direct replies
He actually hates people who enjoy something he doesn't.
Comment by bigdumbidiot01 at 03/08/2021 at 13:35 UTC
29 upvotes, 3 direct replies
i've seen this opinion on reddit a lot over the years...always some self righteous dweeb proselytizing about how people who like coffee are 'weak' drug addicts.
but hey kudos for an actual unpopular opinion
Comment by duh_cats at 03/08/2021 at 13:47 UTC
8 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Yeah, someone is kinda salty about a simple beverage some people like. Yikes.
Comment by Gourd_Downey at 03/08/2021 at 13:52 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I think buddy hates a lot of things.
Comment by [deleted] at 03/08/2021 at 14:44 UTC
3 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Personally I've always preferred amphetamines.
Comment by fyrflyeffect at 03/08/2021 at 14:50 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I... Think so, may need additional proof
Comment by z-tayyy at 03/08/2021 at 15:18 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Yea at first I was like, “yea people that take coffee way too seriously **are** annoying haha”. Then I realized this man’s family was killed by a Folgers tin.
Comment by jimmyhersetoflocks at 03/08/2021 at 16:09 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
“Dirties good clean water”
Had me thinking of Avatar the Last Airbender:
“This tea is nothing more then hot leaf juice!”
Comment by [deleted] at 03/08/2021 at 16:33 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Honestly I think it's hilarious. I don't drink coffee either and I don't like how my colleagues' coffee powder is so strong-smelling that it imbues my tea mug with coffee scent, but it's whatever. Caffeine addiction is definitely real, but a lot of small, legal, and common things are ripe for addiction, like food or sugar or video games. No caffeine addicts are tearing up my cables looking for copper, so I don't mind.
Comment by JakeTheRuler123 at 03/08/2021 at 17:47 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I really feel bad for people like this. You can just tell they have a frown on their face all day because menial stuff like this just completely makes them hate life. Quite sad… *sips coffee*
Comment by testtubemuppetbaby at 03/08/2021 at 14:05 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Probably not. Just a tryhard wanting attention.
Comment by Erkmine52 at 03/08/2021 at 14:51 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
1800s Vienna is not for this dude.
Comment by abbeyroad424 at 03/08/2021 at 15:00 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
And the horse it rode in on
Comment by Grumpydeferential at 03/08/2021 at 15:09 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Hopefully he doesn’t feel the same way about cans.
Comment by prosocial_introvert at 03/08/2021 at 15:12 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
The irrational anger is pretty funny tbh
Comment by [deleted] at 03/08/2021 at 15:13 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Nah, he’s just pre-coffee still
Comment by freckledreddishbrown at 03/08/2021 at 15:42 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I think the coffee’s really just the tipping point. That’s a lot of frustration against something that also comes in decaf.
Comment by [deleted] at 03/08/2021 at 15:49 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Sounds like they need a cigarette.
