582 upvotes, 16 direct replies (showing 16)
View submission: Coffee Culture Sucks
Coffee makes me poop
Comment by AaronDonaldsFather at 03/08/2021 at 13:37 UTC
99 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Coffee is the reason I shit at 9am on the dot everyday.
Comment by [deleted] at 03/08/2021 at 12:24 UTC
187 upvotes, 7 direct replies
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Comment by doublesecretprobatio at 03/08/2021 at 13:54 UTC
34 upvotes, 1 direct replies
i think this is the real subtext of "i'm not myself without my morning cup". everyone is in a better mood after a good poop.
Comment by Yelloeisok at 03/08/2021 at 11:45 UTC
20 upvotes, 0 direct replies
We are all glad that you aren’t walking around constipated.
Comment by [deleted] at 03/08/2021 at 16:30 UTC*
6 upvotes, 1 direct replies
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Comment by Enid_Coleslaw_ at 03/08/2021 at 15:22 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I feel like this is OP's real problem with coffee. He gets to it mid-rant.
Comment by Uranium257 at 03/08/2021 at 15:46 UTC
5 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I am, in fact, pooping, drinking coffee, and reading the comments on this post at this very moment.
Comment by mlepclaynos01 at 03/08/2021 at 17:21 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
me too. that’s one of the two reasons why i drink it
Comment by UserM16 at 03/08/2021 at 22:46 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I used to smoke. That made me poop good. Quit. Now, coffee makes me poop in the morning, on the dot. Can’t quit. Good shit.
Comment by c00pdawg at 03/08/2021 at 15:18 UTC
5 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Just eat fiber bro
Comment by [deleted] at 03/08/2021 at 14:29 UTC
2 upvotes, 1 direct replies
This effect is greatly reduced after a few days in a row of drinking coffee.
Comment by lucky_Lola at 03/08/2021 at 20:58 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Hell ya! This guy shits!!!
Comment by [deleted] at 03/08/2021 at 15:07 UTC
1 upvotes, 1 direct replies
If you want to poop, hot water/milk should do it. You don't need coffee.
Comment by [deleted] at 03/08/2021 at 14:59 UTC
-2 upvotes, 3 direct replies
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Comment by fateandthefaithless at 03/08/2021 at 12:45 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Coffee gives me heartburn
Comment by mr_bedbugs at 03/08/2021 at 22:34 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
So does food