1490 upvotes, 15 direct replies (showing 15)
View submission: Coffee Culture Sucks
You missed coffee breath. But you definitely get an upvote from me.
Comment by CouldbeaRetard at 03/08/2021 at 11:38 UTC
292 upvotes, 8 direct replies
Marinating in a heavy atmosphere of coffee breath on the morning train to work is what gave me a Clockwork Orange response to the stuff.
Bleh. Tea gang, all the way.
Comment by Stockmoney5 at 03/08/2021 at 12:05 UTC
24 upvotes, 0 direct replies
It's brutal. If you smoke and drink coffee stay at least fucking 8 ft back from me when you talk with that nasty stank ass breath.
Comment by [deleted] at 03/08/2021 at 14:15 UTC
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Coffee breath in a mask is a horror of the pandemic no one talks about. I'm OK with my stank breath ruining breathing for friends, family and colleagues but being trapped with my own foul gasses is horrible.
Comment by renrijra-krin at 03/08/2021 at 10:29 UTC
78 upvotes, 8 direct replies
see i don't think 'coffee breath' is actually caused by coffee itself. it's all that sugar and dairy IN the coffee chilling on your tongue to give off that funk. black coffee drinkers smell like coffee, but not in a stinky way if that makes sense
Comment by Just-Go-With-My-Flo at 03/08/2021 at 13:23 UTC
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It's worse when they also smoke. I wanna gag just thinking about it. 🤢
Comment by ssovm at 03/08/2021 at 17:53 UTC
3 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Back in college, there was this dude who sat next to me in a class. He traded yawning and taking a sip of his coffee. Everytime he yawned, the most horrible stench emanated in a cloud around him. I still remember how horrible it was.
Comment by kelldricked at 03/08/2021 at 17:23 UTC
3 upvotes, 2 direct replies
He missed the point where every adult acts like you have lepra when you dont drink it. Like for real people act like your disease ridden or a 5 year old when you dont depend on coffee.
Even stoners arent such enablers.
Comment by czarchastic at 03/08/2021 at 16:21 UTC
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The catch-22 of morning coffee. Don’t want to brush teeth before it, but its bad to brush teeth right after, too. If I’m just wfh, I get into a habit of skipping brushing my teeth in the morning entirely. Dentist says I’m fine, so 🤷🏼♂️
Comment by ZivMBS at 03/08/2021 at 16:32 UTC
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That is mostly what I hate about coffee.
Can't stand near people who drink coffee only because their smelly breath disgusts me.
Comment by LordKappachino at 03/08/2021 at 17:55 UTC
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But coffee piss smells amazing.
Comment by hidden_d-bag at 03/08/2021 at 18:54 UTC
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That's why I drink coffee at home, then brush my teeth and scrape my tongue before leaving the house
Comment by SuccSuprem0 at 03/08/2021 at 18:56 UTC
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Coffee breath is definitely the biggest offense of coffee drinkers, they’ll talk right in your face and not realize how nasty it smells, dealing with teachers in the morning having their morning cup is hell
Comment by [deleted] at 03/08/2021 at 19:21 UTC
1 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Am I the only one who loves coffee breath? My teacher in second grade drank coffee all day and I thought the smell in her classroom was incredible. I didn’t even know that the scent was coffee, I just knew I liked it.
Comment by Non-Citrus_Marmalade at 03/08/2021 at 20:19 UTC
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Missed the underlying societal problems that cause people to be dependent on coffee too
Comment by BigDumbdumbb at 03/08/2021 at 21:39 UTC
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Coffee piss, too.