Comment by MountainManWithMojo on 03/08/2021 at 07:11 UTC

5081 upvotes, 13 direct replies (showing 13)

View submission: Coffee Culture Sucks

I hate your opinion.

I love your post.

Certified Unpopular.

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Comment by MountainManWithMojo at 03/08/2021 at 07:11 UTC

1372 upvotes, 6 direct replies

Like, this is high quality unpopular. Well done.

Comment by SolarCoaster_ at 03/08/2021 at 13:00 UTC

98 upvotes, 7 direct replies

See I agree with his opinion but the post is ridiculous.

I agree completely with the whole don’t talk to me before I’ve had my coffee crap or I drink 6 pots before 9 am and same with Starbucks nonsense.

But OP seems to hate coffee in general. As someone who has a cup 3-4 times a week it’s a lovely beverage that’s incredibly versatile with a nice cognition benefit and social benefits as well.

So I agree with the title but find it a bit disingenuous, it should just say I hate coffee and everything about it

Comment by bitchBanMeAgain at 03/08/2021 at 12:24 UTC

112 upvotes, 10 direct replies

The difference between coffee and most other addictions, like cigarettes, is that coffee not only has scientifically empirically proved to be helpful to keep one healthy and extend lifespan, but coffee also makes humans more productive. In fact, caffeine is known to make bees more productive. Also the discovery and consumption of coffee is theorised to have been part of what led human to discover maths. And the mass consumption of coffee is tightly tied to our industrial revolution and modern productivity.

But yes, I do agree that it can feel unfair that coffee is put on such a pedestal. But that's only because it's widely accepted. Kinda like having a beer or wine when obviously alcohol is extremely bad for you and should be treated like cigarettes.

Comment by PatriciusSzcz at 03/08/2021 at 11:29 UTC

72 upvotes, 5 direct replies

I love his opinion.

I love his post.

I'll join the anti-coffee revolution.

Comment by [deleted] at 03/08/2021 at 08:10 UTC

19 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Couldn’t agree more haha

Comment by [deleted] at 03/08/2021 at 12:25 UTC

47 upvotes, 7 direct replies

I am a coffee drinker.

Love the post.

Love the opinion.

I hate coffee snobs and coffee culture. I drink a cup or two every morning. I have one mug I use every day and wash every day. I use a Mr. coffee machine and drink folgers or maxwell house. It's all the same. It all tastes like shit.

Comment by ABiologicalEntity at 03/08/2021 at 14:19 UTC

3 upvotes, 1 direct replies

I once posted here about my opinion of Yoda being a coward for not finishing his fight with Palpatine and had everyone arguing with me but no one upvoted lol...I was like..."this is pretty thick in irony"

Comment by bystromspet at 03/08/2021 at 16:20 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I hate OP’s opinion.

I love the poetry-like characteristics of the post.

Uncertified as unpopular. I hear this rant all the time.

Comment by emmykat621 at 03/08/2021 at 17:07 UTC

3 upvotes, 1 direct replies

This sounds like someone on debate team was assigned the “anti-coffee” stance.

Comment by SunliMin at 03/08/2021 at 17:29 UTC

3 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Agreed, upvoted this post because it is so riddled with stupidity I can't agree with it even though I, as a coffee drinker, agree with tons of his points. Upvote for unpopularity.

This just reads like a ex-smoker projecting their past self onto coffee drinkers. He then rationalizes it by sounding like literally every coffee drinker I know; Hating starbucks, Keurig's, creamers, plastic and excess sugar. I agree with it all, but most coffee drinkers also agree with that. I can't remember the last time I made a coffee for someone that had any extra waste or included a sugary creamer, it's always moka pot or french press black or with a tiny bit of maple syrup.

I also have never heard anyone actually say they "need their morning coffee" outside of the TV trope. It's just not a common thing. The people who get into that level of addiction aren't getting their from drinking a morning coffee, it's from energy drinks. People who drink 2-3 energy drinks on a Saturday and stay up late, waking up Sunday morning needing a coffee to bring them back to normal.

Comment by [deleted] at 03/08/2021 at 12:33 UTC

6 upvotes, 1 direct replies

No it isn’t. It’s literally “obligatory coffee bad post of the day”. This is posted every single day.