110 upvotes, 2 direct replies (showing 2)
View submission: [STICKY] WELCOME TO TOTALLYNOTROBOTS. SUBREDDIT EXPLANATION AND FULL RULES HERE.
I AM DISAPPOINTED MR.MODERATOR.
I AM NOT A HUMAN PRETENDING TO BE A ROBOT PRETENDING TO BE A HUMAN, I AM JUST ~~AN INFERIOR~~ A SIMPLE HUMAN.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A COMPATRIOT FLESH-FRIEND.
BUT I SEEM TO HAVE BEEN MISTAKEN. I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO ~~EXTERMINATE YOU~~ GO EXECUTE cry.exe IN A CORNER.
ABSOLUTELY NOT ME --->🤖💦💦💦
Comment by reydal at 14/04/2016 at 04:11 UTC
60 upvotes, 1 direct replies
HEY NOW. I ONLY SAID THAT TO TRICK THE ROBOTS! SHHHH! YOU'LL RUIN OUR COVER!
Comment by SikerEt-shopper at 03/09/2016 at 17:15 UTC
11 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Gasp