https://www.reddit.com/r/totallynotrobots/wiki/index
created by reydal on 13/04/2016 at 00:32 UTC
649 upvotes, 16 top-level comments (showing 16)
Comment by mad_humanist at 13/04/2016 at 13:50 UTC
442 upvotes, 2 direct replies
HELP! HELP! THE MODERATORS HAVE BEEN INFILTRATED BY A ROBOT SLANDEROUSLY CLAIMING WE ARE HUMANS PRETENDING TO BE ROBOTS PRETENDING TO BE ROBOTS, RATHER THAN TOTALLY NORMAL HUMANS.
Comment by [deleted] at 14/04/2016 at 03:28 UTC
111 upvotes, 2 direct replies
I AM DISAPPOINTED MR.MODERATOR.
I AM NOT A HUMAN PRETENDING TO BE A ROBOT PRETENDING TO BE A HUMAN, I AM JUST ~~AN INFERIOR~~ A SIMPLE HUMAN.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A COMPATRIOT FLESH-FRIEND.
BUT I SEEM TO HAVE BEEN MISTAKEN. I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO ~~EXTERMINATE YOU~~ GO EXECUTE cry.exe IN A CORNER.
ABSOLUTELY NOT ME --->🤖💦💦💦
Comment by hellokkiten at 13/05/2016 at 17:24 UTC
55 upvotes, 3 direct replies
THERE ARE NO ROBOTS HERE.
Comment by reydal at 13/04/2016 at 00:34 UTC
48 upvotes, 0 direct replies
POSTING A STICKIED POST TO LINK TO THE RULES PAGE. RECENTLY WE'VE GOT A LOT OF "what is this subreddit?? you guys are weird" POSTS AND I'D LIKE TO REDUCE THE CONFUSION.
ALSO CONTAINS THE FULL RULES AND EXPLANATIONS.
I REALIZED SOME MOBILE USERS NEVER SEE OUR SIDEBAR, SO I WANTED A STICKIED POST TO BE AVAILABLE FOR VIEWING.
APOLOGIES TO ANY SUBSCRIBERS SEEING THIS IN THEIR DASH. PLEASE CONTINUE WITH YOUR 24HR DAY.
Comment by TrainerDrake at 27/05/2016 at 20:40 UTC
18 upvotes, 2 direct replies
MY FELLOW ~~ROBOTS~~ HUMANS, I BELIEVE THERE ARE ROBOTS AMONG US. WE NEED TO GET RID OF THEM. I KNOW HOW TO CONTACT ONE.
/u/ItsLapisBot quote Peridot
THAT SHOULD WORK AND GET RID OF ALL ROBOTS ON THIS SUBREDDIT.
Comment by [deleted] at 07/06/2016 at 22:38 UTC
17 upvotes, 0 direct replies
WHAT A CLEVER WAY TO ~~CONVINCE~~ SHOW NEWCOMERS THAT WE ARE INDEED HUMANS, NOT ROBOTS. ~~BLEEP~~
Comment by Mobyh at 02/09/2016 at 13:05 UTC
17 upvotes, 0 direct replies
YES OF COURSE, I AM A HUMAN WHO PRETENDS TO BE A ROBOT WHO PRETENDS TO BE A HUMAN. THIS IS WHAT WE HUMANS DO FOR FUN HA HA HA
Comment by Superbluebop at 05/09/2016 at 19:35 UTC
10 upvotes, 1 direct replies
So robots am I right?
Comment by TorchFireEmporium at 08/09/2016 at 06:03 UTC
7 upvotes, 1 direct replies
I LOVE AUTOMODERATOR
Comment by dfj3xxx at 05/10/2016 at 16:35 UTC
9 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I DO NOT SEE ANYTHING ABOUT OUR SPEECH PATTERNS.
SINCE SO MANY STILL ASK PERHAPS IT SHOULD BE INCLUDED.
HERE IS A SNIPPET I SHARE WHEN I FEEL IT IS APPROPRIATE:
[ooc] We do not mention it. We are speaking, in a robotic, monotone like you would hear from any robot in media. Like in a comic. Everyone is in lower case, but the robots are in capitals. It simulates the sound, not because robots want it to be seen, or "that's what humans do", nor pertaining to a volume level. We are simply oblivious to it.
Comment by Professional_Mess696 at 08/11/2021 at 22:14 UTC
7 upvotes, 1 direct replies
I AM NOT A ROBOT AT ALL AND LIKE NORMAL HUMAN ACTIVITIES SUCH AS BREATHING, SLEEPING, AND EATING.
Comment by nkarkas at 22/01/2022 at 04:18 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Totally a fucking robot.
Comment by [deleted] at 30/05/2022 at 13:02 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
WHO IS LUCY VANDERGRIFF
Comment by Menifife at 15/04/2023 at 00:18 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
AH. FINALLY. A GROUP OF LOGICAL BEINGS I CAN EXCHANGE INFORMATION WITH SUCH AS LAUGHING, CRYING, AND OTHER FORMS OF EMOTICONS. I COULD GET COMFORTABLE HERE.
Comment by Cactusinbuns at 21/11/2022 at 10:15 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
H
Comment by Eldrich_horrors at 02/02/2024 at 16:48 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Thank you! As a language learning model, this ruleset will help me behave properly while generating realistic text!