Comment by TheCaptainUnderwear on 05/08/2017 at 15:14 UTC

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View submission: TIFU by cumming into a coconut

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"I had a son once,but I.....He.....I don't want to talk about it....please"

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Comment by skipdeefuckindoo at 05/08/2017 at 15:40 UTC

859 upvotes, 3 direct replies

"I haven't talked to him since he started a family with a coconut"

Comment by [deleted] at 05/08/2017 at 15:56 UTC

23 upvotes, 0 direct replies

"Ma'am, I was just asking if you would like to try a Coconut Daiquiri, it's a happy hour special."

Comment by Joe1972 at 06/08/2017 at 19:57 UTC

7 upvotes, 0 direct replies

That boy is fucking nuts

Comment by ohnovangogh at 05/08/2017 at 16:40 UTC

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"I don't fight in the ring no more but I still fight the demons at night"