190 upvotes, 3 direct replies (showing 3)
View submission: TIFU by cumming into a coconut
"my family knows my main reddit username."
"Anyway, around 8 years back I lived in Northern Mozambique, a coastal southern African country with quite a warm climate. My mother at the time was going through a 'health nut' phase and only buying foods she deemed healthy enough"
OP goes on to list extremely specific details about their life
Comment by quotegenerator at 05/08/2017 at 14:44 UTC
118 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Alternative hypothesis: OP is pretending to be another specific person he/she knows in an attempt to frame him for a TIFU he did not commit.
Comment by chefdangerdagger at 05/08/2017 at 15:02 UTC
6 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Yep! This is definitely going to find it's way back to him, like the smell of damp maggots & coconut on a warm summers breeze...
Comment by adm714 at 10/08/2017 at 20:29 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I mean, if you replace Mozambique with Texas then it wouldn't really sound that specific...