40 upvotes, 8 direct replies (showing 8)
View submission: TIFU by cumming into a coconut
I honestly have no idea. If this post hits like 10K I'll probably do an AMA. That'll be fun -.-
Comment by MajorPipen at 05/08/2017 at 13:43 UTC
30 upvotes, 1 direct replies
You know you just created mutant fly-human babies. Killing any flies from this point on would probably classify as infanticide OP
Comment by Mahavir91 at 05/08/2017 at 13:56 UTC
12 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Those flies were literally feeding off your semen. It must feel great to have fly maggots as your first children!
Comment by Undeadzombiedog at 05/08/2017 at 15:04 UTC
8 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Well it's at 13k now coconut fucker. Give us some details about yourself.
Comment by KingJamesTheRetarded at 05/08/2017 at 15:23 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Assuming this story is real, if you do an AMA your family is definitely going to find out you fucked a coconut
Comment by Jaltheway at 05/08/2017 at 15:40 UTC*
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
It's a 16k now. Make a whole seperae AMA for the karma
Comment by Habeus0 at 05/08/2017 at 15:49 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Its at 16.7k now. Time to nut up.
Comment by kbsb0830 at 04/01/2018 at 06:09 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I told my husband your story and I swear he turned green. I probably should not have told him....
Comment by JayQue at 05/08/2017 at 15:42 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
AMA time, baby