177 upvotes, 8 direct replies (showing 8)
View submission: TIFU by cumming into a coconut
Not very nice. I was born into a white family in a pretty black dominated area so I was pretty much picked on a lot as a kid. We were reasonably well off I guess in that we had more than enough to put good food on the table which couldn't be said for everyone. The country's always been rife with political tensions similar to others like South Africa and Angola so we left in 2014 after there was a bit of a resurgence of the RENAMO party. Now living in South Africa. Out of the frying pan and into the fire I guess.
Comment by deal-with-it- at 05/08/2017 at 13:34 UTC
300 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Yes more details so your family can find you!
Comment by Xanadu_dreaming at 05/08/2017 at 13:36 UTC
56 upvotes, 2 direct replies
Hey, I live in South Africa! I would say we should hang out... but I'm having trouble stopping myself from gagging every few moments at the thought of your maggot-riddled dick
Comment by Smilelele at 05/08/2017 at 13:30 UTC
33 upvotes, 1 direct replies
cycling back, do you think your semen made friends with the baby flies or did the maggots just eat them?
Comment by str8_ched at 05/08/2017 at 13:43 UTC
20 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Uses throwaway
Gives away very specific information about where his family lived and why they moved
Comment by heypaps at 05/08/2017 at 13:38 UTC
17 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Omg ROBERT?!
Comment by Mr_McSuave at 05/08/2017 at 13:39 UTC
4 upvotes, 0 direct replies
14 minutes for a response like that? I'm calling this one bamboozle-free
Comment by quotegenerator at 05/08/2017 at 14:42 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Dude, somebody is going to recognize you from this description.
Comment by chefdangerdagger at 05/08/2017 at 15:13 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Just keep on digging OP