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View submission: TIFU by cumming into a coconut
And why are there so many stories on Reddit about dudes cumming in weird places and just leaving it? The cumbox, the guy who would cum on the wall by his bed etc etc. It's pretty fucked up.
Comment by coconutthrowaway69 at 05/08/2017 at 13:13 UTC
131 upvotes, 2 direct replies
Horny teenagers are pretty fucked I guess
Comment by kilopeter at 05/08/2017 at 14:09 UTC
24 upvotes, 1 direct replies
It's an observation bias, like how we only hear about criminals who are dumb enough get caught. For every serial coconut-fucker or cumbox-maintainer, there are thousands of dudes who leave no evidence.
Comment by slutwithnuts at 05/08/2017 at 14:35 UTC
12 upvotes, 1 direct replies
In 1975 I was 14. A kid from school had me and a friend come over to his house after school. He showed us his cum Mason jar. It was about half full. Disgusting. What was notable was the older layers near the bottom were progressively darker to the point of almost being black. I remember my other friend saying "why the fuck are you showing this to us?" I don't remember cum collector's reply. He ended up being a great adult. He had a smokin' hot twin sister too.
Comment by thegreenhundred at 06/08/2017 at 01:29 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
It's not like you just waltz in to the kitchen and grab a few things to "clean up", talk about the weather with your dad, or casually keep your cum removal kit conveniently located. Especially when you share a tiny room with 2 brothers across the hall from your parents room.