364 upvotes, 7 direct replies (showing 7)
View submission: TIFU by cumming into a coconut
I wish it was made up. I will never forget for my entire life the sensation of maggots on my nether regions. Typing this shit up made me cringe to fuck.
Comment by wambamwombat at 05/08/2017 at 13:24 UTC
216 upvotes, 4 direct replies
That's so terrifying I think my urethra just retracted into my abdomen and I'm a woman.
Comment by sfsdfnn at 05/08/2017 at 13:07 UTC
46 upvotes, 1 direct replies
So... tell me about Northern Mozambique OP? What's that like?
Comment by CrazyLadybug at 05/08/2017 at 15:28 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I would honestly believe it you said it was a watermelon or a grapefruit. But why a coconut? How does that feel good? It's hard in the outside and hallow on the inside. Not to mention that it is small.
Comment by quotegenerator at 05/08/2017 at 14:41 UTC
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It makes me cringe, too. I understand the coconut fucking. That's perfectly normal. But why not wash the coconut after?
Comment by Mr_Ibericus at 06/08/2017 at 14:22 UTC
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If you stuck your dick in a clearly rotting coconut, you deserve to be plagued with that sensation for the remainder of your years.
Comment by cav3dw3ll3r at 05/08/2017 at 15:18 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
If it makes you feel better, I cringed just as hard reading it.
Comment by Gomerpyle86 at 05/08/2017 at 22:20 UTC
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Those maggots really know how to treat a man huh?