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View submission: TIFU by cumming into a coconut
A lot of times people post stories like these using a throwaway account but the details are so specific and particular that I would think that your family members would easily figure out that it was you even without you having used your main account. I mean come on Northern Mozambique, a mom who frequently buys coconuts etc.
Comment by sfsdfnn at 05/08/2017 at 12:54 UTC
225 upvotes, 4 direct replies
Don't worry, it's most likely a made up story.
Comment by [deleted] at 05/08/2017 at 14:03 UTC
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I mean surely his mum isn't the only woman in Northern Mozambique who frequently buys coconuts, so as long as he hasn't told anyone he knows about the story how would they ever find out.
Comment by Asian_Domination_ at 05/08/2017 at 13:38 UTC
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The thing is, if he used his main account then they could find it by digging through his post history. If he uses an alt then it's still a bit harder to find.
Comment by duggatron at 05/08/2017 at 14:17 UTC
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English isn't widely spoken in northern Mozambique either, and they moved at some point after ops teenage years. There can't beany people where all these details fit.
Comment by 4productivity at 05/08/2017 at 14:38 UTC
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Living in Northern Mozambique and buying coconuts is not really a specific thing.
If that person is now living in the US, then yea, it gets more specific.
Comment by ThreepwoodMac at 05/08/2017 at 14:20 UTC
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I gues there are enough women in Mozambique who buy coconuts...
Edit: lol forget it, OP adds loads of identifying information below :D Hope his mum isn't on reddit...
Comment by vtelgeuse at 05/08/2017 at 17:32 UTC
1 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Do people in Africa not have moms, health fads, coconuts? You do realize that it's not the stone age there. That could be any family.