4064 upvotes, 22 direct replies (showing 22)
View submission: TIFU by cumming into a coconut
Everything was fine until you mentioned it trying to wriggle into your urethra then i had a full body cringe
Comment by sepri at 05/08/2017 at 13:29 UTC
1719 upvotes, 7 direct replies
Was expecting his mother to attempt to take a sip from the coconut
Comment by mcgrimus at 05/08/2017 at 12:46 UTC
381 upvotes, 2 direct replies
No, nothing was fine until that point. God, I used to love coconut.
Comment by slicshuter at 05/08/2017 at 13:11 UTC
89 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Yeah I've been cringing for like a solid 2 minutes
Comment by jackitandgo at 05/08/2017 at 14:53 UTC
12 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Of all the TIFUs I've ever read this one is the only one that's made me go "OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD".
Also my penis has now retracted in horror.
Comment by Obamathellamafarma at 05/08/2017 at 13:22 UTC
18 upvotes, 4 direct replies
God I literally grabbed my knob and gagged at the same time when I read that. This is worse than the fucking jolly rancher story
Comment by DavidBeckhamsNan at 05/08/2017 at 12:50 UTC
496 upvotes, 3 direct replies
So you were cool with the maggots on the dick part
Comment by MegaxnGaming at 05/08/2017 at 13:39 UTC
5 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Well, fucking anything would sound tempting when you're a hormone-driven teenager.
Comment by ihaveabadaura at 05/08/2017 at 16:04 UTC
3 upvotes, 1 direct replies
What would happen if a maggot got in your urethra?
Comment by thegreenhundred at 06/08/2017 at 01:19 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Erhermm. Every thing was NOT fine but at least we know where you draw that line.
I speak as an expert in accommodating bad ideas in the name of sexual release.
Comment by [deleted] at 05/08/2017 at 13:27 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I'm reminded of the burrow-grubs from *Inheritance* that Nasuada had to endure....*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE*
Comment by UntrustingFool at 05/08/2017 at 14:35 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Comment by NiceFormBro at 05/08/2017 at 17:14 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I'm not buying this part. Maggots eat dead flesh and are sometimes used medically to clean out necrotic tissue.
Why would they try to wriggle into urethra?
Comment by Mr_Ibericus at 06/08/2017 at 14:18 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I grabbed the tip to make sure nothing was trying to get in.
Comment by Pequeno_loco at 05/08/2017 at 15:00 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I was pretty uncomfortable with him sticking his dick in the fly infested, smelly, cum filled coconut to be honest
Comment by TheMightyMike at 05/08/2017 at 15:08 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Who wouldnt like a fly in their bladder
Comment by chefdangerdagger at 05/08/2017 at 15:18 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Do that full body cringe, full, full body cringe.
If Reddit was a crunk track, it might go something like that
Comment by janitorguy at 05/08/2017 at 15:28 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
he could pee those fuckers out
Comment by Wh1te_Cr0w at 05/08/2017 at 15:33 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I think everything stopped being fine around the "let me fuck a coconut" mark...
Comment by JacUprising at 05/08/2017 at 15:37 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Have you read the one with the pinworm anal?
Comment by 3mAder at 05/08/2017 at 16:17 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Also reminded me of a real story of a man peeing in a river and then a small parasitic fish swam up inside of his urethra. Needless to say, one of the cringiest and most horrifying episodes of River Monsters.
Comment by BasedMasai at 05/08/2017 at 19:34 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Yeah, that made me fucking cringe as well
Comment by RealBlazeStorm at 05/08/2017 at 20:00 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Uhrgh, yeah