Comment by MechSniper1928 on 26/06/2017 at 04:38 UTC*

17856 upvotes, 73 direct replies (showing 25)

View submission: TIFU by ejaculating in my bed

I'm calling it right now, next guy is going to be obsessed with coconuts.

Edit: My current top rated comment with 900+ upvotes is about a potential coconut molester. Thanks Reddit.

Edit 2: Sweet baby Jesus, I leave this comment for a few weeks and now I have over 5k upvotes and somebody gave me gold.

Edit 3: Please stop gilding me, I'd like to forget about this event.

Replies

Comment by DragonRoostIslander at 05/08/2017 at 13:17 UTC

4681 upvotes, 17 direct replies

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/6rr6ay/tifu_by_cumming_into_a_coconut

Comment by Nomadzord at 05/08/2017 at 14:29 UTC

487 upvotes, 3 direct replies

Guys maybe this is the coconut fuckers real account.

Comment by skittle-brau at 26/06/2017 at 06:00 UTC

1095 upvotes, 12 direct replies

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

Comment by LordMcze at 05/08/2017 at 13:10 UTC

202 upvotes, 0 direct replies

You won

Comment by MrShlash at 05/08/2017 at 19:34 UTC

139 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Why did you do that? You could've predicted peace in the middle east, instead we got Mr. Cock-o-nut haunting our dreams

Comment by voteforrice at 05/08/2017 at 13:34 UTC

124 upvotes, 0 direct replies

you were right

Comment by sake_pissken at 05/08/2017 at 13:32 UTC

81 upvotes, 0 direct replies

And call it you did

Comment by [deleted] at 05/08/2017 at 13:44 UTC

148 upvotes, 0 direct replies

What are you going to predict next, o great one?

Comment by sindbad2307UA at 05/08/2017 at 15:23 UTC

45 upvotes, 1 direct replies

It's him, coconutthrowaway69!

Comment by alixxlove at 26/06/2017 at 10:49 UTC

39 upvotes, 0 direct replies

My brother bought a grapefruit today, and I referenced that horrible video at least ten times.

Comment by nwL_ at 05/08/2017 at 13:42 UTC

26 upvotes, 1 direct replies

I got something to tell you...

Comment by [deleted] at 05/08/2017 at 13:37 UTC

49 upvotes, 0 direct replies

well done

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/6rr6ay/tifu_by_cumming_into_a_coconut/

Comment by DarthDeathTrap at 26/06/2017 at 18:25 UTC

17 upvotes, 1 direct replies

coconutted

Comment by BananaFPS at 05/08/2017 at 14:44 UTC

12 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Holy shit you were right

Comment by macrifelino at 05/08/2017 at 23:26 UTC

12 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Game Theory: /u/coconutthrowaway69 is actually /u/MechSniper1928

Comment by iDislikeCoconuts at 26/06/2017 at 10:15 UTC

11 upvotes, 4 direct replies

I really hope this isn't the case, I fucking hate coconuts.

Comment by darkvoid99 at 26/06/2017 at 22:11 UTC

11 upvotes, 0 direct replies

"Be the change you want to see in the world" - Ghandi

Comment by HansAC at 05/08/2017 at 13:41 UTC

7 upvotes, 0 direct replies

The long con.

Comment by Griffinish at 05/08/2017 at 14:18 UTC

8 upvotes, 1 direct replies

tech me your ways

Comment by baejaan at 05/08/2017 at 19:02 UTC

7 upvotes, 0 direct replies

omg...you must be the same guy....it's the only explanation...

Comment by sharksk8r at 05/08/2017 at 19:21 UTC

7 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Guess we found your real account mr coco-nut

Comment by sevintino at 26/06/2017 at 07:40 UTC

6 upvotes, 1 direct replies

I call dibs on a writing prompt entitled Lord of the Coconut Cum Cockroaches

Comment by Prancinglard at 26/06/2017 at 12:35 UTC

6 upvotes, 1 direct replies

I've already been hollowing out watermelons and filling them up. Almost a full dozen now.