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They'd deport Jesus.
Comment by Logically_me at 03/02/2025 at 18:12 UTC
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They would crucify him.
Comment by Txdust80 at 03/02/2025 at 19:19 UTC
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Did you see the video they were asked if Jesus came today and was undocumented would you deport him and most Maga said yes
Comment by theoriginalmofocus at 03/02/2025 at 17:49 UTC
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They'd lock him up for flipping their tables over and feeding the homeless.
Comment by Dess_Rosa_King at 03/02/2025 at 18:29 UTC
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There ain't no Jesus in America. That's for fucking sure.
Comment by shane112902 at 03/02/2025 at 20:25 UTC
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They GOP would be the Roman’s for sure. They’d crucify a modern day Jesus and call him a commie woke ass hippie.
Comment by Fit_Tailor8329 at 03/02/2025 at 18:31 UTC
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Pretty sure there will be several Jesuses deported.