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created by hellogoawaynow on 03/02/2025 at 15:15 UTC
2070 upvotes, 273 top-level comments (showing 25)
Comment by HiFi_Co at 03/02/2025 at 16:09 UTC
452 upvotes, 11 direct replies
Oh please, Dan. **“Life-threatening” THC?** The only thing cannabis has ever threatened is a bag of Doritos at 2 AM. Meanwhile, alcohol and opioids are out here actually ruining lives, but sure—let’s focus on demonizing a plant.
Maybe instead of fear-mongering, y’all could do your jobs and push for proper regulation. Or better yet, focus on getting non-violent cannabis offenders *out* of prison instead of pretending THC is some supervillain.
Comment by itstimetochewass at 03/02/2025 at 15:26 UTC
543 upvotes, 9 direct replies
Texas Doge. We've jumped the shark.
Comment by No-Hair1511 at 03/02/2025 at 15:34 UTC
358 upvotes, 2 direct replies
Wow. They meet every 2 years. This is what they came up with?
Comment by Due-Technology-192 at 03/02/2025 at 15:23 UTC
774 upvotes, 6 direct replies
They really hate drag shows
Comment by Nodnarbian at 03/02/2025 at 15:36 UTC
271 upvotes, 4 direct replies
Protecting the freedom to pray in school? Are there groups going around stopping anyone during a prayer? Or are they implying it will be forced prayer, like after the pledge of allegiance, everyone prays together? Very different things.
Comment by surroundedbywolves at 03/02/2025 at 15:17 UTC
693 upvotes, 7 direct replies
Texas DOGE omfg… these are all such embarrassing virtue signaling bullshit. Why does our state government have to suck so fucking much?
Comment by ShamefulHispanic at 03/02/2025 at 15:23 UTC
487 upvotes, 10 direct replies
Protecting the freedom to pray in schools? Like the first amendment already does and has done forever? These people are a bunch of morons
Comment by r3dk0w at 03/02/2025 at 15:35 UTC
297 upvotes, 4 direct replies
Half of these aren't even problems and the other half are incredibly stupid.
At the top is the very unpopular school vouchers, which everyone hates except the Guv and his billionaire friends.
Comment by renegade500 at 03/02/2025 at 15:20 UTC
711 upvotes, 18 direct replies
What a fucking shitshow of bills. Texas DOGE? Teaching about the horrors of communism when those chuckleheads can't even define it. The 10 commandments in schools?
JFC.
Comment by Sylfaein at 03/02/2025 at 16:08 UTC
40 upvotes, 0 direct replies
This list reads like something you’d find in one of the wasteland computers in a Fallout game.
Comment by listeningtoreason at 03/02/2025 at 15:28 UTC
176 upvotes, 2 direct replies
Reads like a Texas Project 2025. Y'all come out and protest Wednesday at the Capitol. 11am-4pm.
Comment by u_tech_m at 03/02/2025 at 16:16 UTC
35 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Which non citizens are voting now? I imagine southern border undocumented immigrants are not rolling up to the polls
Comment by Sassafrasas at 03/02/2025 at 15:25 UTC
86 upvotes, 1 direct replies
lol I am starting to seriously feel like I’m in a simulation
Comment by Cool_Intention_7807 at 03/02/2025 at 16:02 UTC
57 upvotes, 2 direct replies
Teach “The horrors of communism” but not about slavery, civil rights, or the holocaust which was mentioned in that other thread out of Little Elm. WTF
Comment by OkIce9409 at 03/02/2025 at 15:46 UTC
90 upvotes, 5 direct replies
THESE FUCKERS NEED TO MAKE WEED LEGAL not ban THC
Comment by Goddess_of_Absurdity at 03/02/2025 at 15:38 UTC
148 upvotes, 3 direct replies
Why do kids need to be brainwashed by Christianity in school? That seems a little messy
Comment by praytorr at 03/02/2025 at 15:29 UTC
70 upvotes, 8 direct replies
There are a lot of atrocities on this list but... "Establishing Texas as America's film capital".........what?
Comment by TryNotToAnyways2 at 03/02/2025 at 16:24 UTC
24 upvotes, 0 direct replies
14 of the 25 bills are right wing culture war BS that is just signaling to the base and are pushed by those two religious west texas billionaires with an agenda. This is how proof that our Texas Government is now just a tool for those two wack jobs.
Comment by ForkingShirtForker at 03/02/2025 at 16:17 UTC
19 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Still with THC? What’s it going to take to get Dan Patrick to give up that bull shit?
Comment by Birdius at 03/02/2025 at 16:16 UTC
18 upvotes, 0 direct replies
You've never not been allowed to pray in school.
Comment by NotDrewBrees at 03/02/2025 at 16:13 UTC
35 upvotes, 1 direct replies
SB16 - stopping non-citizens from voting
This one won't get as much press thanks to all the dumb voucher and DOGE shit, meaning they're going to try and sneak through a lot of really nasty voting restrictions. Among many other proposals I've seen online, we could very likely see:
Comment by Ruffled_Ferret at 03/02/2025 at 16:23 UTC
14 upvotes, 1 direct replies
"Protecting the freedom to pray in school"
When the government falls victim to a chain email from decades ago
Comment by reddittatwork at 03/02/2025 at 15:43 UTC
14 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I wonder if the numbering is an indication of priority ?
If so, then reliable water and electric should be higher. Also non citizens aren't voting, I like how they are solving problems that don't exist
Comment by libidinous0 at 03/02/2025 at 15:47 UTC
13 upvotes, 1 direct replies
I’m tired
Comment by Odd-Penalty-3906 at 03/02/2025 at 16:34 UTC
12 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I love that we can’t vote against this. It’s just dickhead Dan Patrick’s goals for the world. When did we consent to being in a authoritative regime? I thought Texas was about freedom. Also, the 10 Commandments in school is such a joke. Keep church and stay completely separated. I’m also tired of hearing about government does the government efficiency it’s just a plan to steal money from the people and I can’t wait to see what Texas educational reforms gonna be. We’re losing all of our I’ll legal workers who do the hard work so it’s gonna be all of our kids getting terrible education so they’re dumb and they don’t know any better and they’ll just work for these oligarchs forever. I’m so happy to live in this terrible terrible country now.