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Well, funny story. I did this the first time I bought condoms, and for some reason they came in a little plastic security box. I thought I was allowed to just take it after I paid. I finished my self checkout, and of course, as I'm walking out, the alarm goes off and everyone is staring at me holding my box of condoms that I was desperately trying to hide. The employee could see what I "stole" from his little device and just waved me off to let me go. Just about the worst thing I could've imagined happening.
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