Comment by bucky_00 on 23/12/2018 at 16:40 UTC

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Use self checkout

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Comment by cheetocity at 23/12/2018 at 18:19 UTC

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No self checkout at Walgreens. But at other stores, yes

Comment by 9gag-is-dank at 23/12/2018 at 17:33 UTC

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or you know... if he's fast enough

Comment by [deleted] at 23/12/2018 at 19:11 UTC

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Comment by theghostbat at 23/12/2018 at 19:09 UTC

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I used the self checkout buying condoms and it had an age restriction so a cashier had to come and confirm that I am 18... Luckily the guy just put in the ok and didn't ask questions but it was still awkward.

Comment by jonny_wonny at 23/12/2018 at 19:37 UTC

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amazon

Comment by gonyolac at 23/12/2018 at 20:21 UTC

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Amazon. fuck those judgmental pricks

Comment by HydraTower at 23/12/2018 at 19:38 UTC

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Last year, I was in line at self checkout at target, and the sweet lady I work with was the cashier behind me and had no customers. She tried getting me to come to her lane, but I insisted I'll just wait a minute instead.

Comment by HuorTaralom at 23/12/2018 at 19:57 UTC

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That works...unless you're in certain areas where an employee is required to take tge box out of the 'security' plastic case...

Comment by _-__-__-__-__-_-_-__ at 23/12/2018 at 20:00 UTC

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I can’t wait until all checkout is automated and we don’t ever have to talk to humans again

Comment by angelsandairwaves93 at 23/12/2018 at 20:15 UTC

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I did that still got smirked at by the worker who was helping people at the self checkout

Comment by iwearthejeanpant at 23/12/2018 at 22:00 UTC

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People can use this idea as a point of last resort to avoid embarrassment. But if you consider the situation rationally the only embarassing thing on the go is the cashier embarrassing themeselves.

Having fun in the right way. Sounds okay to me. Own it. Getting laid and stating that I'm doing my part to prevent unwanted pregnancy and the spread of HIV is not something that embarrasses me.

Comment by Oopsimapanda at 24/12/2018 at 03:26 UTC

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Well, funny story. I did this the first time I bought condoms, and for some reason they came in a little plastic security box. I thought I was allowed to just take it after I paid. I finished my self checkout, and of course, as I'm walking out, the alarm goes off and everyone is staring at me holding my box of condoms that I was desperately trying to hide. The employee could see what I "stole" from his little device and just waved me off to let me go. Just about the worst thing I could've imagined happening.